Stanfurd: y/n do you celebrate Christmas?
Ginger: dude what type of question is that
Poorhoe: stan y/ns a hippy not a atheist of course they celebrate Christmas
Stanfurd: IDK WHAT RELIGION THEY FOLLOW, WHAT ID THEIR FAMILYS HIPPYS AND Y/NS LIKE JEWISH OR SUMM?
Ginger: I feel like that's directed at me for some reason
Poorhoe: I feel like it's also directed at you too kyle
Yourmom: I do celebrate Christmas not in a traditional way tho😐
Stanfurd: we'll in what way do you celebrate
Yourmom: I get my shots and doctor check ups on Christmas even tho my parents are very much do like like it
Stanfurd: y/n what the fuck
Ginger: dude what😭
Poorhoe: sounds more like a punishment then a gift
Howdidyougetmynumber: y/n gets shots once a year lucky bitch
Stanfurd: CARTMEN
Yourmom: my arm hurts so fucking bad yall
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔