Greenhathoe: has anyone seen y/n?
Ilovedongs: nope kinda sad about it
99problemsandcashisallofthem: saw them last week at school
Dyslexicmotherfucker: probably stuck in sumer school
Greenhathoe: your stuck in summer school asshole
Dyslexicmotherfucker: fuck you man
Greenhathoe: yea no thanks I'm genuinely afraid of your pinis cartman
Whore: fr tho
Ilovedongs: POOKIE YOUR ALIVE
Whore: k going to let that nickname slide
Whore: in fact I'm going to ignore it
99problemsandcashisallofthem: yea Stan y/ns my pookie
Greenhathoe: I hope yall know pookie means pussy
Ilovedongs: yea Kenny I think your right y/ns your pookie
99problemsandcashisallofthem: I'm fine with calling them that I'm locking in fr guys🥶
Whore: kys Kenny
Whore: deadass
Whore: I have life insurance on your ass so please
Greenhathoe: y/n trying to cash out lmao😭✋️
Whore: yea bruh I'm on that life insurance like Drake on them minors
Ilovedongs: WHAT😨
99problemsandcashisallofthem: bro no way you just said that
Whore: hell yea I did
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
