Poorhoe: hey guys cant walk home with yall today, got detention for skipping class
Ginger: that's why you don't skip bitch
Poorhoe: I was with y/n
Ginger: I knew I should have skipped with you
Stanfurd: bro you switched sides really quick
Poorhoe: y/n escaped tho, lucky bitch
Ginger: see I told you not to skip
Stanfurd: kyle stop switching sides you look desperate
Ginger: I am desperate
Poorhoe: it shows
Yourmom: kenny you got detention?
Poorhoe: yes for making way for you to escape, fuck you for leaving me
Yourmom: I like bad boys yk😏
Poorhoe: suddenly I don't mine have detention
Ginger:
Stanfurd: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KYLEGinger: IM DESPERATE BRO
Yourmom: imma ignore that
Ginger: you should
Stanfurd: we'll talk about this later kyle
Ginger: no
Yourmom: I met sonic bro
Stanfurd: pics or it didn't happen
Yourmom:
Poorhoe: wtf is that characterGinger: kenny your roblox character isn't any better tf
Yourmom: its an old pic, i have a new look now
Stanfurd: do show
Yourmom:
Stanfurd: y/n wtf is that
Ginger: ew it looks like cartman
Poorhoe: speaking of cartman where is he
Ginger: well the bitch ass writer keeps forgetting about him so
Howdidyougetmynumber: thats rude
Ginger: cartman stfu
Yourmom: the forthwall break is everything
Stanfurd:
Poorhoe: is that harry potter?Stanfurd: yea y/n made me watch it bro
Ginger: how was that experience
Stanfurd: they yelled 'erry 'otta everytime harry came on
Poorhoe: but harrys in almost every scene
Stanfurd: exactly
Poorhoe: I've grown to hate that movie because of y/n
Yourmom: YOU HATE 'ARRY 'OTTA?
poorhoe: yes
Yourmom: your no longer my friend
Poorhoe:
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔