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Y/n ex‐wifes chat

Stanfurd: i've made this so we can plan kennys downfall

Crybaby: but your also their wife?

Ginger: they left him at lunch

Stanfurd: FOR THAT NO GOOD PARTNER STEALER KENNY

Ginger: yea well you took them first

Ginger: and why is clyde here-

Crybaby: HEY I WAS THEIR WIFE FOR 6 DAYS YOU KNOW

Ginger: you were?

Crybaby: YES THEN KENNY CAME ALONG AND TOOK THEM

ginger: well then at down we ride and we kill kenny👹

Stanfurd: wait yall this is a joke were not going to kill him for real-

Ginger: i know that-

Crybaby: were not?

Stanfurd: THIS WHOLE GROUP CHAT IS A JOKE-

crybaby: so y/n's up for grabs👀

Ginger: HEY GET IN LINE BUDDY EVERYONE WANTS SOME OF THEM

Stanfurd: nah he's right everyone at one point did want them-

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