Pip= myson❤
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Yourmom: I mean I'm a whore but not whory enough to seep with cartman butterGinger:
Poorhoe: WAIT WHAT
stanfurd: CARTMEN?
howdidyougetmynuber: I mean I wouldn't sleep with y/n either, never know what type of diseases they have, the border is crazy you could get anything there
Ginger: CARTMAN Y/N'S FROM PUERTO RICO THEY DIDNT HAVE TO GET THE GREEN PAPERS YOU BITCH
Stanfurd: y/n wtf type of conversation were you having with butters
Yourmom:
*Yourmom has added butt(ers)*
*Yourmomhas removed howdidyougetmynumber*Ginger: butters you better explain
Butt(ers): well y/n is low in cash and I simply told them to date cartman for a week and have him pay 60 bucks for bragging rights of getting the person who everyone wants
Stanfurd:.....I mean it's not a bad idea
Ginger:
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔