Masked Singer (UK) Short Stories

Valentine's Special (Badger X Squirrel)

[Note: This was written back in February, but it's still part of my TMS Headcanon.]

*This story takes place just before the semi-finals*

Sausage: So guys, Valentine's Day is coming up. Any plans?

Robin: Why would I need plans?

Badger: He's right, everyone is his Valentines.

Robin: No no. I have lots of Valentine's, the Valentines don't have me.

Sausage: that's pretty sad.

Robin: ...Yeah kinda.

Badger: So, how are things with you and Rockhopper?

Robin: Oh, her? Yeah, that's not gonna happen..

Sausage: Why not? I thought you told her!

Robin: Bushbaby accident got in the way.

Badger: Oh, my God. Again?

Robin: That's the last time I help him out, by the way. He just doesn't learn..

Sausage: Anyways, you should at least get something for her.

Robin: I gave her a Rock... I mean, she did kiss me for it, but that's it, ok?

Sausage: Awww!!!! She kissed you?!

Robin: Not on the beak or anything, i-it didn't mean anything, did it? No way!

Badger: Ok, well you've clearly got your hands full.

Sausage: How about you, Badger?

Badger: Me? Oh... No real plans, I guess.

Robin: Hey, remember that Squirrel we met at the ice cream parlour. What happened there?

Badger: Squirrel? Oh yeah, we talk.

Robin: Ooooh. Sausage, they talk.

Sausage: What Squirrel?

Robin: Badger's girlfriend.

Badger: She isn't my girlfriend... yet. I'm hoping to tell her that day.

Sausage: Awww, that's so sweet! Hey, how come you guys didn't tell me?!

*Robin and Badger glance at each other*

Robin: Oh... Tidy up the equipment, Have the contestants sign release forms for booking rooms... Oh that's right(!) Tell Sausage Badger has a girlfriend(!) I knew I forgot something.

Sausage: I'm not crazy about your tone, Sir-castic.

Badger: Again, not my girlfriend.

Robin: So, Badge. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Badger: Ok, well I was hoping I could sing for her... maybe when the stage is free to use.

Sausage: Oh, are you going to write a song for her?

Badger: I would, but I've lost my notebook... I'm sure I'll find it somewhere.

*Robin picks up a book and reads it*

Robin: "Buck-teeth and bushy tails. The sunshine of my life and the loving smile that never fails." Yeah, romantic.

Badger: Gimme that!

*Badger snatches the book off of Robin and hides it behind his back. Robin smiles at Badger mischievously*

Badger: ...Guess you found it...

Robin: *sniggers* In your bag, mate! What was that?

Badger: I know... I've been so focused on everything, my poetry has been a bit rusty.