Robin X Badger (Little Do You Know)

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(By popular demand, here's another short story of our favourite crack-ship. And I know some people do unironically ship them, but it's still a part of the last story I had written about them. 

Consider this as a continuation of the previous story)

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*Robin, Alien and Sausage are sat in the lounge, relaxing and cosied up on the sofas. Just having a relaxing time and talking about random stories* 

Robin: So anyways, he told me "That's not how you make salsa"!! 

Sausage: Haha!!! Brilliant!! 

Alien: Oh what joy!! Haha!! You're so funny, Robin!! 

Robin: Thanks, I've been known to be a joker so. 

Sausage: That makes two of us then. 

Robin: No kidding.. Say, what's Queen Bee's deal anyway? She single? 

Sausage: I wouldn't know. You've got to stop torturing yourself over her, unless you talk to her. 

Robin: I know, but I just get the feeling she doesn't like me. Why would that be? 

Sausage: Too flashy? 

Alien: Immature? 

Sausage: You're arrogant... 

Robin: I wasn't actually asking!!! Damn... 

Alien: You know who I'm worried about? 

Sausage: Who? 

Alien: Badger. For some reason he seems to be acting very weird. 

Robin: You think so? Oh, here he comes. 

*Badger walks by* 

Sausage: Hello, Badger! 

Alien: Badger, are you alright? 

Badger: Hey guys... 

*Badger glances over at Robin and stops, taking a step back trying to look away* 

Robin: Uh, hey man. 

Badger: Mm-hmm. I just remembered I have to be somewhere... 

*Badger walks away quickly* 

Sausage: Ok, wow... 

Alien: I told you... And I think I found the anomaly. 

*Alien glances over to Robin* 

Sausage: Oh Robin, what did you do now? 

Robin: Nothing! I swear! Come to think of it, he's been deliberately avoiding me for a while now. 

Sausage: What are you gonna do? 

Robin: Enough is enough, I'm gonna find out what his problem is. 

*Robin goes after Badger* 

Robin: Hey, Badge. I need to talk to you, man. 

Badger: What? Why? 

Robin: You've been acting weird and trying to avoid me, have I done something to you? 

Badger: It's nothing, I just have a lot on my plate right now. 

Robin: Like what? You can talk to me, I'm your best friend. 

Badger: *snarls*...Forget it, just leave me alone! 

*Robin is stunned by Badger's snap statement. He freezes up as Badger storms off* 

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