BOOM BABY!!! (Y/N) (L/N) here, and if you thought the last books couldn't get even more crazier and epic than before, then BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! From several new adventures, new girls, and probably some of the biggest threats I'll ever take on...
A TV began to broadcast a show called Pain Factor, and well, the Host was ... the one person I really hate to show up. Every story I narrate, I know those who break th-
???: No time for that Narra-
OH FUCK NO! YOU'RE NOT DOING THI-
???: Welcome to Pain Factor! I'm your Host, DEADPOOL!!!!
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Deadpool (Real Name: Wadey Wilson! This guy is not the same Deadpool we know and love! He's a violent and bloodthirsty psycho who will shoot any Mutant he sees on sight! Breaks the Fourth Wall, and still acts like a total psycho!! Hosts a show called Pain Factor!)
Deadpool: And don't forget folks, I'm always available for Black Ops, Missions, Assassinations, and Birthday Parties!!
Jack: I don't know what's weirder, the fact that this guy exists, or that he has his own show.
Ultimate Spidey: I don't know. I can't even pick which one.
Deadpool: Tonight we have special guests, which is THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN AND HIS FRIENDS!
(Y/N): Why would he even want us on-
Deadpool: Because they need THIS!
He shows a fragment of the Tablet.
(Y/N): God fucking damn it.
And so...
You guys wound up at an oil rig, which is filled to the brim with so many Deadpool graffiti.
Deadpool: Welcome Spider-Man and friends, say hi to the-
You break the camera.
Deadpool: DUDE! THAT CAMERA WAS EXPENSIVE! Listen, I can't have you guys going around breaking my cameras, I'm going to have you talk with my employees, and by that I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns, I mean my fans!
Several Deadpool-dressed people begin to get out Chimichanga Hammers and start to try and hit you guys.
Heroes: God damn it.
Eventually...
You guys are moving around breaking cameras left and right until-
Deadpool: Oh Beauregardurd!
A giant Deadpool-Dressed fellow came out with a massive bazooka, and he tried to attack, only for-
Ultimate Spidey: ARGH! GO AWAY!!
He begins to use the suit to restrain him and tie him up.
(Y/N) and Jack: Thank God!
Deadpool: Oh, they appear to be doing good so far! But now it's time for-
(Y/N): Ugh! We're going to need someone who thinks like this psycho. So-
You get out the Phantom Ruby, and-
???: Oh, this is cool!!
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Deadpool (Real Name: Wade Wilson! He was diagnosed with Cancer and tricked into being part of the Weapon X Project, thus he has a healing factor, and well he can't die, due to reasons! He has two katanas named Bea and Arthur, two twin pistols called, Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, several plethoras of weapons, and a magic satchel! He also carries a Continuity Gem!)
Ultimate Spidey: HUH?
Ultimate Deadpool: Another me?
Deadpool: OH THIS IS COOL!!! So, if an evil version of me were somewhere, then- AHA!
He gets his magic satchel out, and brings out a hovering taco.
Deadpool: Get in you guys! Let's go!
(Y/N): Why are-
Deadpool: Because you're Spidey's pals, and that makes you besties too!!!
Jack: Oh God.
Deadpool: Let's go kick my ass!!!
And so...
You guys reach an arena, and Ultimate Deadpool is there.
Ultimate Deadpool: You made it. Now, here you go!
He hands over the fr- Wait, what?!
Ultimate Deadpool: Yeah, I guess they earned it.
(Y/N): Oh th-
You then notice that there's a "Made in China" logo.
