Let's Do This!!

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The Grand Minister appears.

Grand Minister: To the newcomers of Team Universe 7, I must announce the rules.

He makes a scroll appear.

Grand Minister: Weapons are not allowed during battle.

Naruto: Heh, I don't need them anyway. My Jutsu is strong enough.

Erza: My fists are fine enough too.

Grand Minister: Killing your opponents are not allowed. This will consist of a single match, along with all the fighters against each other. Anyone who fuses together, will be caused as an elimination of both fighters. Fighters are eliminated if they are knocked out of bounds. Flight if forbidden to be of use. The Universe with the least eliminated wins.

Natsu: Oh, we fight all at once?!

Luffy: That means-

Naruto: So many to punch!

Idiot Trio: LET'S DO THIS!!!

From the audience...

Lucy: Wait, if I heard that right-

Sakura: Those idiots are going to-

Nami: Ugh. Can't they take anything seriously?!

Ren and Ran: Hey, Big Brother is looking after them.

Gray: That's not changing anything. Seriously, it's just like babysitting Zoro and Sanji.

Both idiots hear that.

Zoro: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Sanji: You trying to start a fight?!

Gray: You're a moron without a sense of direction, seriously, Luffy's dumber than you two and he doesn't get lost like you. And Sanji, you're a perverted dope who can't fight a woman to save his life.

Sanji: At least I don't strip in front of people.

Gray: At least I don't have curly eyebrows, and am related to-

Sanji: DON'T YOU DARE BRING UP THAT PIECE OF SHIT IN FRONT OF ME!!!

Gray: Oh, and I thought all that smoking got to your head.

Sanji: SHUT UP YOU PERVY FLASHER!!

Gray: YOU BLOOD NOSED COOK!!

Sanji: STRIPPING POPSICLE!!!

Gray: CURLY BROWED DO-

Zoro: OH WOULD YOU BOTH JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS?!

Nami: Hey! That's what I should be saying!

Nami proceeds to beat all three of them up.

Kinue: Well, everyone's lively today. Go for it Sweetie!

All the teams then come onto the arena...

All the teams then come onto the arena

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