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You noticed that a very very powerful threat was coming close.

(Y/N): That power is Nen. No, there's more than one of them! THERE'S FOUR?!

Meruem landed on New Tokyo Tower, along with Youpi, Pouf, and Pitou catching up to him.

Meruem: I sense a lot of powerful people in this city.

Youpi: Sire, should we start hunting?

Meruem: You can have any that you wish. I only seek the ones with the richest taste. Yes, I'm hungry, and I need to feast.

Pitou: Ah, this feels good. Seeing our King so happy, and ready to satisfy his fill, is great. Though, I wonder if he can beat that one human back there. He didn't seem to be fighting me, letting his lady friend fight. Almost as if he knows she can handle herself.

Pouf on the other hand was ecstatic!

Pouf: YES SIRE!! YES!!! IT OVERJOYS ME TO SEE YOU IN YOUR RIGHT STATE OF MIND!! This city will be our Kingdom! And the three of us will rule it all!!

All four of the Chimera Ants begin their hunt. They had prey to eat!

Soon...

You were rushing to find the King, as he posed the biggest threat!

(Y/N): SHIT! Who's going to deal with his bodyguards?!

With Pitou...

An officer tries to fire his gun at her, and she just sighed.

Pitou: Seriously, can't you try anything else? You run, and I'll claw your intestines out. Nya.

Officer: STAY BACK!!

She gets closer, and ever so much closer.

But then-

Medaka arrives and kicks her in the stomach!

Pitou: Oh, it's you.

Medaka: Hello there. You ready for a rematch?

Pitou: Uh ... do you think it can wait? I'm hungry and I need to eat.

Medaka: You can eat me if you manage to kill me.

Pitou: Oh is that so? I wouldn't mind eating those melons you have on your chest.

Medaka: Those are breasts, and you have those too.

Pitou: I know. But they look so tasty! Like- Well, you get the idea. Nya, time for us to play!

With Youpi...

Youpi: These runts are no good. I need something tastier. I'll-

He gets a punch to the back.

Youpi: Huh?

He sees Yang.

Youpi: Well, I found a good one.

Yang: Okay Bug For Brains, you want to eat people, you can eat- MY FIST!! AAAAARGH!!

She generates a fireball and-

Yang: FLAMING SHOTGUN!!

Like a Shotgun blast she uses her gauntlets to set off an explosion, and sent Youpi flying!

Youpi: WHY YOU!! So, you have Nen abilities too?

Yang: Yeah, I can sense your aura too.

Youpi: Not just that.

He grows extra arms.

Youpi: Metamorphosis. Now show me what you got.

On yet another hand...

Weiss noticed a punch of spores.

Weiss: What's this?

???: Ah, yet another rat claws from the cave.

Pouf lands.

Weiss: So, you're a Chimera Ant?

Pouf: Ah, you simple minded human. I'm one of the King's Royal Guards.

Weiss: And what does that prove?

Ruby: Hey, he sounds like you Weiss.

Weiss: HEY!!

Pouf: AAAGH!! HOLD YOUR TONGUE!! I am the most intelligent and sophisticated one.

He begins to play the violin.

Pouf: As you can see, I take great pride in my position.

Weiss: More like your ego.

Ruby: (chuckling)

Pouf just groans.

Pouf: Fine. I will protect His Majesty at all costs.

With you...

(Y/N): I see everyone will be fine. Now-

You see Meruem.

Meruem: Human. I wish to challenge you.

(Y/N): Oh boy. Why do you look like a certain pompous asshole?

Meruem: I beg your pardon?

(Y/N): Sorry you remind me of this one guy I know, massive dick, he just loves to talk and talk and talk and, he thinks he's perfect.

Meruem: This isn't a game. We're-

(Y/N): CHIT CHAT!

Right there, Meruem knew he really wanted to kill and eat you.

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