Crime Wave!

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Penguin was seen destroying an Aviary for rare exotic birds.

Penguin: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yes, come my pretties. Get in the cages. I assure you, you will be well fed and-

All of a sudden, a Batrang flies by, and he freaks.

???: (Sigh) Still info birds Penguin? You really need to get out more.

Penguin: Huh?

Batgirl showed up.

Penguin: Batgirl?

Batgirl: Yes! I'm back!

Penguin: A bit too early for a coming out of retirement moment, but I'll give you a present!

He uses his umbrella as a flamethrower to try and burn her, but-

She had disappeared.

Penguin: Now where did she go?

Batgirl is up on the ceiling and prepares to knock out Penguin!

Penguin: Huh? AAAGH!

He is shocked when she slams her fist on his head, and he falls cold.

Onto another villain...

Damian encounters Scarecrow.

Scarecrow: What are you scared of, Boy?

The ragged villain pulls out a scythe, and holds it to the young Robin's throat.

Damian: I'm not scared of you, Scarecrow. I fear nothing.

Scarecrow gets ready to attack Damian, and possibly slit his throat!

But then he pulls out a katana and points it at Scarecrow's crotch.

Scarecrow: WHAT THE?! WHAT?! DON'T!!

Damian: My finger might just slip.

Scarecrow proceeds to try and use fear toxin, but then something very weird happens!

Scarecrow: What?

Damian: I made sure to carry a gas mask in case. One that reflects the gas back to-

Scarecrow: NO!! NOOO!!!

He sees Damian as a demonic figure who is about to eat him.

Scarecrow keeps screaming, only for Damian to taze him.

On yet another hand...

Jack finds himself having to deal with-

Eraser (Real Name: Lenny Fiasco! He was mocked by his classmates during college and after being rejected by his crush, he turned to crime! He can erase evidence!)

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Eraser (Real Name: Lenny Fiasco! He was mocked by his classmates during college and after being rejected by his crush, he turned to crime! He can erase evidence!)

Jack: Why do I get the goofy Saturday Morning Cartoon villain?

Eraser: I'm going to rub you out!

Jack: Ugh! I swear, I hope the others don't get one that's ridiculous.

And then...

Katsuki: This guy is totally lame.

Kirishima: I agree. What's that?

???: Cower in fear, Super Dumbos! For I am the Sensational Condiment King!

Condiment King (Real Name: Mitchel Mayo! He's a joke! Though he can be dangerous due to his condiment gun could cause anaphylactic shock!)

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Condiment King (Real Name: Mitchel Mayo! He's a joke! Though he can be dangerous due to his condiment gun could cause anaphylactic shock!)

Kirishima: Lame!

Condiment King: I'm dangerous! I swear!! Eat my deadly mustar-

Then he notices they're gone.

Condiment King: OH COME ON!!! Please?

Katsuki and Kirishima: You're not worth it.

Condiment King: PLEASE!!! I WANNA BE IMPORTANT!!!

Yeah, it was going to be a long night.

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