The Killing Joke!

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Joker was holding Talia hostage in an abandoned movie theater, and well, like clockwork, you and Batman already arrived.

(Y/N): Okay Joker, let her go!

Joker: So, where's the cure?

Batman: Why would you need it? You look-

Batman realized something was off.

Batman: Stand back kid!

(Y/N): Huh?!

You then realized it too, and then you grab Talia very quickly as a gunshot is fired.

Talia: What's going on?

???: Made you look! HAHAHAHAHA!

But then Joker comes out and starts coughing.

He looks even worse than ever before.

(Y/N): So, he was posing as you?

Joker: YEP! That's right!

The good looking Joker begins to morph into Clayface!!

Clayface: It's the acting role of a lifetime!

Joker: Now, I've got my date with immortality!

But then you get an idea!

(Y/N): Ice Time Capsule!

You freeze Clayface and then slice him up with Enma.

(Y/N): Easy as pie.

Joker: Oh, would a change of scenery liven things up?

(Y/N): Huh?

He presses a button, and it causes the entire area to collapse!

And then you notice Clayface was trying to reform, so-

(Y/N): Is that?

You noticed that the Lazarus Pit was nearby, so you pushed Clayface in!

Joker: AAAAGH!! NO!!!

And then it caused the entire pit to explode!

Batman actually had the cure with him.

Joker: What are you waiting for? Give it! I know you'll save me!

Batman: It always happens over and over. You break free, people die, I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.

Joker: Think of it as a running gag!

And with that, he stabs Batman in the shoulder, but he drops the cure!

Joker: Noooo!

He desperately tries to scoop up the remains, but can't seem to drink enough of it!

Joker: Are you happy now?

Batman: You want to know something even after everything you've done... I would have saved you.

Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's actually pretty funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's actually pretty funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Joker has breathed his last.

(Y/N): What ha-

You see Joker's dead body.

(Y/N): (Sigh) Good night Clown Prince of Crime. May a bunch of chattering teeth carry you to your new show in hell.

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