X-Men!

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Deadpool: LOGAN! My main man! My Bro! My-

He is then punched again.

(Y/N): I am so sorry for his behavior.

???: Yeah, it happens. So, what the fuck did he drag you into?

(Y/N): I bet you're the most popular one in your group.

Wolverine (Real Name: James Howlett! Goes by Logan after killing his father, who killed his Mom and Stepfather! He's centuries old due to fighting in the World Wars, and the Vietnam War! His Healing Factor has kept him alive for a long long time! ...

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Wolverine (Real Name: James Howlett! Goes by Logan after killing his father, who killed his Mom and Stepfather! He's centuries old due to fighting in the World Wars, and the Vietnam War! His Healing Factor has kept him alive for a long long time! Been put through the Weapon X Project, which gave him his Adamantium Claws! Don't fuck with him!)

Wolverine: Let's just say, I'm the best there is at what I do.

Deadpool: Yep! Logan and I go way back! You see we were both participating in the same project and-

Wolverine: DON'T EVEN SAY IT!

Deadpool: Weapon X.

And then Wolverine stabs Logan in the crotch.

(Y/N): WOAH!!!

Deadpool: My dick! Oh, gonna feel that when it grows back.

He falls down, and-

Wade gets up.

Deadpool: And once again, the cocktail wiener is back!

(Y/N): Jesus! Listen, what about those terminator giant knockoffs?

Wolverine: They're called Sentinels. And they-

One of them goes down.

???: I got this Logan!

Kitty Pryde (She's a teenage Member of the X-Men who can phase through solid objects! This makes her one of the sneakiest heroes out there! One of the girls Wolverine looks out for!)

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Kitty Pryde (She's a teenage Member of the X-Men who can phase through solid objects! This makes her one of the sneakiest heroes out there! One of the girls Wolverine looks out for!)

Wolverine: Didn't I tell you to stay behind at the mansion?

Kitty: You're not my Dad! Besides, eventually you'll get severely injured, and when you're alone, we'll see who's right and who's wrong.

Wolverine: Whatever.

Deadpool: Ohohohoho! We can make a road trip out of this! Star in a sitcom or-

Everyone: SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Deadpool: Oh you guys are party poopers.

Meanwhile..

Jack comes out taking Izuku, Katsuki, Ochaco, and Tsuyu with him.

Jack: Okay, be careful. This guy is random. So if he shows up, be ready for-

???: Come out!

Izuku: WOAH! Wait! We're not villains!

???: Just come out!

They see a man coming out with a red visor.

Cyclops (Real Name: Scott Summers! He's the Field Leader of the X-Men, and one of the founding members! His visor allows him to control his laser eyes! He's gone through a lot of ups and downs, one of them being possessed by the Phoenix Force!)

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Cyclops (Real Name: Scott Summers! He's the Field Leader of the X-Men, and one of the founding members! His visor allows him to control his laser eyes! He's gone through a lot of ups and downs, one of them being possessed by the Phoenix Force!)

Katsuki: Hey! Do we look evil! Can you not?

Jack: We just came to get our friend! Does the name Deadpool ring a bell?

Cyclops: Alright. Make one wrong move, and I won't hesitate to attack back.

Tsuyu: Why do I get the feeling he's on edge?

Ochaco: Maybe stress or- Uh, Mr.-

Cyclops: I'm Cyclops.

Ochaco: Mr. Cyclops, why are you stressed?

Cyclops: My team is out there getting ambushed by Sentinels.

Jack: Are they special?

Cyclops: They hunt mutants. Though these ones have been reprogrammed to only attack us. And I know who could have done this.

Meanwhile... again...

You notice something is nearby.

(Y/N): Wait, I have the feeling that-

Juggernaut bursts through!

Deadpool: OH BOY!! NOW WE'RE GETTING INTO THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF THIS ARC!

(Y/N): WHY?!

Juggernaut: PAYBACK TIME!!!

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