Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold!

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(Y/N): It's payback time.

Sugou: So? I'm the God of this World! I-

(Y/N): ID: Heathcliff. Set Pain Absorber to 0.

Sugou: Huh?! What are you- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! Generate Item: ID: Excalibur!

But nothing happens.

Sugou: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WORK YOU PIECE OF-

(Y/N): Generate Item: ID: Excalibur!

You summon a sword and throw it to him.

Sugou: You punk. How are you doing this?

(Y/N): I happen to get this ID from a certain man. You should know who he is. Akihiko Kayaba (The creator of Sword Art Online, who passed away recently!)

Sugou: WHAT?! KAYABA?! THAT LITTLE, HE WAS ALWAYS AHEAD OF ME, CLIMBING UP TO THE CORPORATE LADDER LIKE SOME BIG SHOT!!! YOU LITTLE-

(Y/N): Well, he did a little something that ticked me off too. And I spent my time making one of my clones work for him, until he died. But one thing that's different is that he's not a scumbag like you.

Sugou: I AM THIS WORLD'S GOD!! It's KIN-

(Y/N): You took all of that away. In other words, the only King you're off, is the King of Thieves. So, let me crown you, your Majesty.

You slash at his cheek.

Sugou: What the?! AAAAAAGH!! YOU BASTA-

Just as he attacks, you rip off his entire arm!

Sugou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

And then you cut his body in half, horizontally!

Sugou: PLEASE!! DON'T!!!

(Y/N): Hmph.

You throw him up and-

(Y/N): Play it!

(Y/N): MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!! MUDA!!!

And with that you ram GER's fist right through his chest!

(Y/N): Damn that was good.

Then you bust the cage open.

(Y/N): You alright?

Asuna: I am now.

But before she can hug you, Yui comes in!

Yui: MOMMY!!! You're okay!!

Asuna: Yui, thank goodness nothing happened to you.

And then she lets go to let Asuna hug you, and with that-

Your both kiss.

(Y/N): Wanna give our relationship another go around? Sorry to tell you that I-

Asuna: What you started a harem, without me.

(Y/N): You were in a coma. I was going to bring you out eventually! And now we have Yui here! You're part of a family!

Asuna: Great! Mind if I move in?

(Y/N): Well-

Back at home...

You wait at the door, and in comes-

You wait at the door, and in comes-

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(Y/N): It's really you.

Asuna: I'm here to stay. I'm not leaving you ever again.

You both just kiss, and afterwards, you begin to access the programming of the game to summon Yui.

???: I'm Home.

(Y/N): Welcome to my family, Asuna, Yui

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(Y/N): Welcome to my family, Asuna, Yui. It's for real this time.

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