Shounen Hero Book 5

Emi vs. Rias!

The Hero of Ente Isla and the former Heiress of the Gremory Clan soon met face to face.

Emi: Are you Rias Gremory?

Rias: That's me. And to whom do I have the pleasure of -

Emi: Drop it. I know you're a demon.

Rias: Oh. Issei!

Issei then came by.

Issei: Yes, my beautiful wonderful-

She kicks him the crotch.

Rias: You can't just go and spill secrets!

(Y/N): Actually it was me. You see Rias, Emi here believes that all demons are evil.

Koneko: What does she have a religious complex?

Emi: Excuse me? Where do you get off your smart mouth?

Koneko: Ah, man, you're an even bigger dumbass than that perv.

Issei: I can agree to that.

Emi: I'M A WHAT?!

Koneko: Oh, and you've got a temper too? You might just rival a certain porcupine head.

(Y/N): Please, Ed has a shorter temper. And he's a literal shorty. She's a good person once you get to know her. She's trying to defeat the Devil himself! The fact is-

Asia: Oh you mean Mr. Maou? He's very sweet!

Emi: Huh?

Asia: Yeah! He let me have an apple pie for free, just because I was so kind to him.

Emi: What?

She looked confused. And then she trailed off to-

Emi: Why does she have boobs the size of watermelons?

Rias: Oh you like? I'm bisexual you know.

(Y/N): Well Rias just has the best body!

Rias: That doesn't explain it.

Akeno: Ara ara! Someone's jealous.

Emi: NO!! That's not the point.

Yuuto: I think you are jealous.

Issei: But she's a cutie!

Yuuto: Down boy.

Gasper: S-So, you're not going to get angry because of the fact that we're demons?

Emi: At this point, I'm just questioning how you all can be so friendly?

(Y/N): Hey, this club also has an Angel!

Emi: HUH?!

Irina then shows up with Xenovia.

Irina: Hey guys!

Xenovia: We went to a church hearing. Sorry.

Issei: Hello my lovely-

They both just ignore Issei.

Issei: (sigh) Someday, someday someone will like me for who I am!

Irina: Who's the Rias clone?

(Y/N): That's Emi. She works at the local McDonald's, and she's trying to kill the Devil!

Emi: Oh, my apologies Ms. Angel. I didn't know you were one.

Irina: Uh ... thanks?

Akeno: She really doesn't like demons.

Xenovia: Well that's uncalled for. Irina and I are very good friends. And I'm a demon.

Emi: Seriously?

Xenovia: Yes.

She just held her head and kneeled down.

Emi: I- This is- I just-

(Y/N): Give it some time.

And so...

Emi: I just don't get how this can be. I was taught all demons were evil. And-

(Y/N): Wow! Sounds like the type of guys you were raised by are religious jerks. I mean the Ed of his world said something about a false prophet duping a whole city. And he was working for the Homunculi. Religions are dangerous when those in charge are jerks.

Emi: Have you ever saw that?

(Y/N): BELIEVE ME!! I recorded something!

You show a recording of Enrico Maxwell's actions from when you worked with the DWMA and Hellsing against Millenium, and how he almost destroyed London!

Emi: What the?! That asshole!

(Y/N): Yeah. His lackey though, he was a great man. Hell, I took in his protégés!

Emi just bows and sighs.

Emi: I apologize. I misjudged all of you!

Rias: It's alright. Don't worry.

(Y/N): Ah, this is nice. Anyone hungry?

Everyone just looked at their stomachs.

Everyone: Yeah sure!!

Everyone then left, though a cat-like figure was nearby...

???: Vali is right, that was her. Koneko, I'll be at the truth into you if I have to.