All For One's Continued Progress!

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All For One: Azad. I have to ask.

Azad: Yes?

All For One: Have you accomplished something after being beaten?

Azad: I have. I have learned that the stupid idiot brothers have counterparts here! And that means there's a military. In other words, I know some corrupt military members to recruit. As well as-

He leads him to a lab where there are tubes.

Behind each one are, Gluttony, Lust, Greed, Envy, and Fuhrer King Bradley.

Azad: Pride and Sloth still have time to develop. My real seven Deadly Sins! If that damn punk can have 7 sins, like that perverted midget, that immortal theif, that damn fairy king, THAT IDIOT GIANT, THAT FREAK OF NATURE, THE MAGIC BITCH, AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THAT INVINCIBLE PRIDEFUL-

All For One slaps him.

Azad: AGH! Thank you.

All for One: You need to stay calm. Anger will drive you off the deep end eventually. And your focus will go. Look at Tomura, he has stress relievers sometimes.

Azad: Anyway. My Seven Deadly Sins will crush them! And with the Fuhrer as my new right hand man! I'll be invincible!

All For One: As for me. I'm settling on helping my own subordinates.

He then gets a call.

Meanwhile...

The Joker is seen playing with a knife and throwing it at a dummy of Batman.

Joker: Knife to meet ya Bats! No, it's wrong!! AAAAGH! When did planning the death of your nemesis get so aggravating?

The Clown Prince of Crime sighed.

Joker: Let's see how AFO is doing?

He calls him.

Joker: Hey Allsy, how ya doing old pal?

All For One: Yes Joker?

Joker: Come on! Why don't we go out and kill us a bat?

All For One: What purpose does that serve?

Joker: Showing his head could make you more feared! Think about it, the more dead heroes there are, and you could intimidate those brats! And pow! I deliver the ultimate punchline!!

All For One: But we need more men for this.

Joker: I can do that!!

All For One: Also, no calling Darkseid!

Joker: Got it! I salute my Commander!

He makes Whoopie Cushion sounds, annoying his boss!

All For One: Also, I have the new assistant.

Joker: Great! Is she stupid?

All For One: Perfectly programmed to act like her. And even dumber.

Joker: Good. Don't want her getting independent. NOW LET'S DO IT!!

At Arkham Asylum...

An explosion is heard and All For One appears with Joker, who has a Harley Quinn robot with them.

Joker: My fellow friends, tonight we make the ultimate night of our lives!! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR THE ULTIMATE JOKE ON GOTHAM!!!

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