Squid Girl vs. The Oil Company!!

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You had arrived at the Lemon Beach House to pay a visit to the Aizawa Family and Squid Girl. 

(Y/N): Yo guys! 

Eiko: Hi (Y/N)! 

Chizuru: Hey (Y/N). 

Squid Girl: HEY BOYFRIEND!! 

She grabs you with her tentacles and pulls you to a kiss. 

Eiko and Chizuru: Lucky. Seriously. 

Squid Girl: You're just in time to help me with my latest plan! 

(Y/N): What is that? 

She takes out a megaphone. 

Squid Girl: I'm going to take out the Oil Companies!! 

(Y/N): Good to see your heart is in the right place. 

Eiko: But you have- 

Chizuru then whispers into her ear. 

Eiko: Really? You're serious? 

Chizuru: I think she deserves some time with her boyfriend. 

Eiko: Okay, I suppose so. 

Squid Girl: YEAH!!! But who's going to fill in my shift? 

Chizuru: Got that covered. 

Later... 

Nagisa Saito (A Surfer Girl who works at the Lemon Beach House, she actually takes Squid Girl as a serious threat!) 

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Nagisa Saito (A Surfer Girl who works at the Lemon Beach House, she actually takes Squid Girl as a serious threat!) 

Eiko: Thanks for taking time off Nagisa. 

Nagisa: It's my pleasure! So, (Y/N) was really here, and took that Squid Girl away? 

Eiko: What's wrong? 

Nagisa: Before you know it, she could come back and- who knows what she will do. 

Eiko: But she's not even a real threat. 

Nagisa: She is. She could do something very dangerous before we know it. 

With you and Squid Girl... 

You and Squid Girl begin making Picket Signs, because it works. 

Squid Girl: Like this? 

She brings a Picket Fence!

(Y/N): Not a picket fence, PICKET SIGN!! 

Squid Girl: Like this? 

She pulls out a sign with someone picking their nose. 

(Y/N): No. 

But just then... 

Sanae pops up! 

Sanae: I FOUND YOU GUYS! 

Squid Girl: How do you keep finding us?

She literally looked sun burnt and to the point that her soles were pure black. 

Sanae: The beach was so hot, that I got sun burnt, and it dissolved my sandals. 

(Y/N): Poor girl. Hop on my back Sanae. 

Sanae: OKAY!! 

She did so while trying to kiss you on the neck. 

But Squid Girl slaps her with her tentacles, causing Sanae a nosebleed. 

Sanae: OH THAT FELT GREAT SQUIDDY!!

Squid Girl: Blegh! Now, let's do it a much better way! 

She takes out a lit match. 

(Y/N): Oh boy. 

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