BOOM BABY!!! (Y/N) (L/N) here, and if you thought the last books couldn't get even more crazier and epic than before, then BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! From several new adventures, new girls, and probably some of the biggest threats I'll ever take on...
So, well, it was tough for your sanity, but you had to go with Ed and Al. And I say your sanity, becuase-
Natsu: What else do you want me to call you?
Ed: ANYTHING THAT'S NOT MY SIZE!!!
Natsu: Then drink some milk or something.
Ed: BUT I HATE MILK!!!
Natsu: PBTH, no wonder why you're a bean sprout.
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL YOU WANT TO CRUNCH LIKE AN ANT?!
Alphonse: Brother, please calm down.
Ed takes a deep breath, though before Natsu can tease him again, you punch him.
(Y/N): You're both so childish.
Gray: I know right.
(Y/N): DUDE!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!!!
Gray: Huh?! OH COME ON!!
Natsu: Yeah, real smooth Ice Man.
Gray: Don't start Pyro Brain.
Ed: Ha. Who's the immature one now huh?
You and Al just look on and sigh.
(Y/N) and Alphonse: We have to keep putting up with this?
And so...
You guys reach the house of-
Ed: Oh boy. Do I have to?
(Y/N): She's your professor. So go on, Fullmetal Alchenist.
Ed just gulps and knocks on the door.
But then-
CRASH!!
Ed is sent flying as the door swings open and a fist flies into his face!
Ed: OW!! I-
???: EDWARD!!!
Ed: H-Hey there Teacher.
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Izumi Curtis (The Mentor of Edward and Alphonse! She also committed human transmutation to try and revive her son, who died when she was pregnant! She lost many of her organs afterwards! Lives with her butcher husband Sig, who she is happily married to!)
Izumi: And I see you've become a dog of the Military.
Ed: Yeah well you see about-
Izumi: WHERE IS ALPHONSE?!
Alphonse: Uh ... I'm here Teacher!
Izumi: Al?! Oh my, you've grown a lot haven't you?
She offers him a hug, but-
Then she grabs him and throws him to the ground.
Izumi: You've both gotten rusty.
Natsu and Gray: SHE'S AS SCARY AS ERZA!!!
(Y/N): Wow! She's good! Uh, hi Ms. Izumi!
Izumi: Yes?
(Y/N): I'm here to learn Alchemy and uh- PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Izumi: Sorry, I'm not accepting any students. I've got enough with these two.
Ed: You know for a sick woman, you're doing we-
Izumi: SICK?! I feel fi- BLEGH!
She begins to cough up blood, and then it becomes vomit!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
???: You shouldn't force yourself so much.
Izumi: Oh Honey, thank you!
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Sig Curtis (Izumi's Husband! He's a butcher, and pretty muscular for one! Loves his wife just as much as she loves him!)
The two seem to be smiling and laughing together!
(Y/N): Awwww!! They remind me of me and Erza!
Natsu: Yeah, she beats us up, and then you two start giggling and laughing happily.
(Y/N): Hey, I treat Erza like a goddess, and a person! It's not my fault you both get on our nerves.
Ed: Blah blah! No one cares.
Izumi: BE NICE TO YOUR FRIENDS EDWARD! THEY BROUGHT YOU HERE FOR A REASON, SO TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT!
Ed: I'm sorry!!
He starts crying.
Alphonse: Actually, we were looking for information about the Philosopher's Stone!
Izumi: That so? Fine. First we eat.
Everyone: Huh?
Izumi: INSIDE!!!
Everyone: YES MA'AM!!
And so...
Izumi: While I'm not an expert on the Stone, I did hear of someone who has.
Ed: Who's that?
Izumi: He goes by Van Hohenheim.
Ed: Forget it.
(Y/N): You know this guy?
Ed looked like he was about to be sick.
Ed: He's our Father. He abandoned us!
(Y/N): What?! How could he have done that? And while you both- Ugh!
Ed: I know. I refuse to acknowledge him as my Father!
Izumi: I see. Nevertheless, if you want to continue in the morning, be my guest.
The next day...
You wake up to hear something.
(Y/N): Now what?
Despite hearing your idiot friends' snores, it was Ed transmuting something in front of Izumi.
Izumi: Did you both think you can fool me?
(Y/N): Did I miss something?
Sig: You missed quite a bit while you were sleeping.
(Y/N): Ms. Izumi, you should know, Ed and Al, they-
Izumi: I know, (Y/N), they did it.
(Y/N): Alchemy's greatest sin.
Alphonse: Teacher, please we-
She hugs them.
Izumi: You're both my stubborn children.
(Y/N): Huh?
Sig: Izumi was going to give birth. But our son ended up dying in her womb. She tried to revive him, and as a result, many of her organs were taken.
(Y/N): Woah! How the?!
Izumi: You boys don't have to act so strong all the time. It's alright.
