My PauStell Munchkins | StellJun

One Big Happy Family

Summary: Paulo and Stell aren't couple, they're all but friends but a certain fruit vendor says otherwise.

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Notes: This entry is inspired by Jackie Chan's action-comedy movie Rob-B-Hood. I happen to see it last first of August and I was laughing my brain out about the two Male Leads taking the baby into shopping and the cashier mistaken them as a couple adopting an infant aaaaand they played along without the kind lady knows they actually abducted the baby *laughs* don't worry StellJun aren't kidnapping a baby in here :)

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Year 2017

De Dios Residences

"Pau, sige na. Promise, libre kita ng pagkain in one week every after training." Justin's pleading voice in the midst of eight in the morning came to him for the tenth time if he didn't lost count of it. "Please, please, please, please..."

"Ayoko, ayoko, ayoko at ayoko. Period." His voice are for finality but Justin again is using his puppy-eyes scheme on him, luckily, he's not fallen into it easily. "Huwag mo akong tingnan ng ganyan. No effect. No effect."

The youngest stomped his feet and clings into the older. "Kuya Pau! Please kahit one day lang."

"Kahit one hour pa 'yan, ayoko pa rin." He glares at the younger. "Ang kulit mo. Ilang beses ko bang sasabihing ayoko nga?"

"Ang tigas pala ng puso mo." Justin pouted. "Minsan lang ako humihingi ng pabor sa'yo eh."

He scratch his head in annoyance. "Kulit! Bakit ba hindi nalang ako sumama kanina kina Josh na umuwi? Trap itong pa-overnight mo, bunso. Kaya pala hindi mo pa ako pinapauwi ah..."

"Pagbigyan mo na nga 'yan, Pau. Nakakarindi na kayong dalawa. Kanina pa kayo. 'Pag iyon nagising, bahala kayong dalawa!" Stell's grumpy voice spoke. He's in the couch, busied himself with his phone and he's been silent for about 15 minutes listening to the hopeless bargain between the oldest and their youngest.

"Eh ito kasing si Justin, sabing ayoko nga eh. Kulit-kulit. Kagigil na." Paulo turns to Stell, frowning.

The younger sighed and looks at Paulo seriously. "Pau, makinig ka kasi muna—"

"No! Pagod ako sa 2 weeks training na walang pahinga at nagta-trabaho pa ako na kulang nalang sirain ko na ang computer keyboard ko sa confusion. Deserve kong mag-chill-chill kahit ngayon lang tapos masi-stress lang ako? Aba, dapat pala hindi nalang ako gumala rito kung ganun." Paulo growls in annoyance and his frown turns into a pout.

"Wala kang choice, John Paulo! May lalakarin ang Bujing para sa thesis niya tapos wala pa sina Tita rito." Stell stares at him calmly. "May vocal training si Josh mamaya at si Ken naman ay sasamahan ang Tita niya sa grocery so obviously, Jah can't ask them a favor. Kaya nga nauna silang umuwi 'di ba?"

"Eh ikaw nalang kaya? Hindi ka naman busy ah." Paulo slouched himself besides the man they labeled as the life-of-the-party. "Panay ka lang naman selpon-selpon diyan. Bakit ako lang ang nakikita niyang abujing na 'yan?"

"Hindi ka naman nag-iisa, Pau. Kasama mo naman si Stell eh." Justin looks at him pouting like a stress baby.

Stell then snaps at the younger. He's just like Paulo but trying to keep himself low-key and Paulo isn't that dumb nor dense to not know about Stell's scheme. "Luh? Uuwi akong Las Piñas uy. Si Paulo nalang talaga, Jah."

Paulo groaned, almost kicking the younger in frustrations. "Uuwi rin ako ng Cavite. Balakayo jan!"

Justin grasped an amount of his hair. "Please, mga Kuya kong mababait. Kahit ito nalang. Tulungan niyo ako. Hindi ko maaalagaan si baby. Alangan namang dadalhin ko siya while I'm working on my correspondents?"