#RP612fic

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Be-lated HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY~!

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History of KKK

Andres: "Guys, tara Katip!"

Jose Rizal: "K"

Jose Rizal: "K"

Jose Rizal: "K"

Jose Rizal: "Sorry, na triple send"

Andres: "Awtsu!"

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A random commoner sees sisa crying, and hands her tissue

Sisa: Di ko kelangan ng tissue! I don't need tissue pls stop judging me!

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Jose Rizal updated his Facebook status:

Walang forever. —feeling chickboy

Tagged Josephine Bracken and 8 others

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"Jose Rizal on his execution day:

*takes selfie with the soldiers*

*uploads to instagram*

caption be like: "About to die!"

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Lapu like you do, lapu lapu like you do.

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BRB- McArthur

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melchora aquino: "hello im tandang sora, your personal healthcare companion, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would u rate your pain?"

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After a long years of slavery and suffering from the spaniards, every countrymen stood outside and shouted with joy "WALANG FOREVER!" ‪#‎RP612FIC‬

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Jose Rizal updated his status "Basta writer, sweet lover." Comments: Andres Bonifacio: Uy! Inlove! Tag na yan!

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9:44AM *Andres Bonifacio created the group Katipunan*

*Emilio Aguinaldo joins the group*

*Andres Bonifacio left the group*

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After finishing Noli Me Tangere, Andres Bonifacio walks up to Rizal and whispers in his ear, "hugot."

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Jose Rizal on Facebook be like: "About to be shot." - Feeling nervous

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Rizal took a deep breath, faced the Spanish firing squad, and before they shouted fuego, he whispered, "Huhubellz."

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Melchora Aquino to the wounded Katipuneros: "That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."

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"Talk dirty to me"

Rizal: In what language?

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Jose Rizal to all of his girlfriends: "Cause all of me, loves all of you"

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Sisa: *Kris Aquino voice* "OMG! where's Basilio and Crispin like nakakaloka! I'm getting tired na.... Darlaaaa!"

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Leonor: "Ako nalang uli. Ako nalang uli!"

Rizal: "She had me at my worst, you had me at my best, and you chose to break my heart."

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Sisa to group: "Crispin, Basilio, where you at?"

Seen 9:44 AM

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Magellan: "I never meant to start a war, I just wanted you to let me in."

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Rizal to Bracken: "Are you Bonifacio, because I want to Andres you." #Breezy

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"I can buy you, your friends, and this Bapor Tabo" -Donya Victorina

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