Slightly first noticed some rocks tumbling down from the cave above. He barely had a chance to react when what looked to be a large bird fell from above the cave. He automatically put his arms out but wasn't able to keep his feet on the floor when the figure landed on him.
There were many cuss words flying from Slightly's mouth as he tried to get up.
"Oh my God, GUYS IT'S A GIRL!" Slightly yelled. The girl on top of him stirred. Her dirty blond hair was fallin out of her pony tail.
"Did Slightly have a baby? I thought we said no pregnant Slightly?" Binky called out but stopped when he saw the sight.
"Well don't just stand there! We have to help her!" Slightly said helping the girl to a standing position.
The girl began to stir but was very out of it. Binky ran to her other side and helped walked her into the cave. She started to come to once Slightly poured a water bottle over her head.
"What the fuck?!" She asked, blinking rapidly. Another canon blast went off and a very drunk Marmaduke pulled off his pants. He had previously removed his belt, socks, shoes, woven bracelets and of course his shirt. He was now standing in his boxers.
"What kind of a place is this?" The girl asked confused. Tootles stumbled over and decided to fulfill his dare and punched Slightly in the face.
"You really had to do that now?" Slightly asked, holding his nose. Tootles just shrugged with a smile.
"Hello beautiful." Tootles smiled at the girl. "What is your name?"
"Anna. Now could one of you direct me to someone who is sober?" She asked fiercly.
"Yo blondie. I'm the only one who's clean. I like the attitude." Slightly winked then trailed his hand down her side.
"I have a name. And for your information, I am way out of your league." She started, "But seeing as you are the only one not drunk here could you please tell me who you are and what you're doing here in my spot?"
"Oh so it's your spot now?" Slightly remarked.
"It has been and always will be." She responded. Another canon blast went off and Marmaduke began to pull off his boxers.
"KEEP THEM ON MARM." Slightly yelled.
"TAKE IT OFF!" Mary yelled and Binky joined in.
"Now is not the time!" I yelled but the chaos around me continued. Libby and Nibs tumbled into the cave, their clothes askew and Nibs' shirt missing. Binky decided to get up on a rock and twirl Nibs shirt around in the air screaming,
"FREEDOM! FREEDOM FROM CLOTHES!" That is, until Mary pulled him down and told him enough was enough and that she wanted Nibs' shirt.
"Oh and by the way, we're the Lost Boys. Maybe you've heard of us? We're kind of famous around here. And we're just having some bonding time. That is until you showed up!" Slightly yelled. I had never seen him like this but Anna stood her ground.
"It's because of you all that I fell! I was climbing up my cave and I kept hearing noises and tried to figure out what it was then I lost my footing and bam. Find the intruders." She said stepping up to face Slightly. He was quite a bit taller than her and I was surprised someone was actually standing up to Slightly and his douchey ways.
"Sorry I should have not caught you. I should have let you hit the ground." He said walking away from her.
"I wouldn't have fallen if you wouldn't have been here." She responded.
"You're impossible." He exclaimed. "But why do you have to be so smoking hot?"
"Excuse me?" Anna asked taken back.
"Have you seen your ass?" He said taking a minute to check her out. I slapped him.
"Seriously? She might be concussed and you're pulling this stunt?" I asked.
"You know what? I dodn't need this. I was going to go home anyway. You all enjoy your life." Slightly shook his head and turned to leave the cave.
"Slightly! What the hell is wrong with you? You've been acting weird since truth or dare." Peter asked him, pulling him aside. Slightly whispered something and Peter took him to the mouth of the cave, signalling that he'd be right back.
"Men." I scoffed.
"Tell me about it." She said, blowing her hair out of her eyes.
"Do you want to sit or something? Maybe have some food or something?" I asked her.
"Sure, why not?" She said sitting down. I handed her a granola bar and a water.
"Sorry for taking your space. We used to come here." I told her.
"How long ago?" She asked taking a bite from the bar.
"About seven years ago. Why?" I asked.
"I found this place five years ago. I guess it is yours." She shrugged.
"What's his story?" She asked motioning to Slightly.
"He's a man whore but we love him. I've never seen him act like this before though. I guess he isn't used to girls not falling at his feet." I sighed looking over at Peter and Slightly who were talking intensely.
"Oh. I've seen his type. I had an ex like that." She laughed a humorless laugh.
"Am I sensing girl talk?" Libby asked flopping on the floor next to us. Mary soon joined.
"Well, considering you're all drunk and more likely to say whatever...sure." Anna laughed.
"So Libby, was that 8 outside?" I asked.
"How did you know?" She asked in horror.
"We followed you!" Mary said happily. "Binky and I are holding your boyfriend's shirt captive."
"Can someone explain to me why there is a naked guy walking around and why all of the commotion happened when I first came in here." Anna asked.
"Truth or dare." Libby and Mary said at the same time. "Jinx!" They said again then burst out laughing.
"On a scale of one to wasted. How bad are you?" Mary asked me.
"I'm just a bit drunk. Past buzzed at this point." I answered.
"I'm about one point before wasted." Libby giggled.
"Oh hell, just pass me a beer." Anna said. Mary grabbed one and handed it to her.
"I'm not even drunk. I had one drink. High off of life!" Mary said.
The night continued and Anna was easily accepted into our group. Slightly eventually cam back and *gasp* apologized for his behaivor to Anna!
"What the hell did you say to him?" I asked Peter.
"Slightly has been through a lot more than I knew." Peter shook his head. "Another one I couldn't protect." I grabbed his hand and squeezed.
"Things will look brighter in the morning." I smiled at him.
"Of course they will. They'll be blinding because I'll be hung over." He laughed.
"Well at least we've had fun tonight!" I said. At this time Binky started singing 'We Are Young' by Fun. Everyone that knew it joined in. Mary didn't know the lyrics so she just made some up. Anna bobbed along to the music and Libby started to doze off on Nibs' shoulder.
After we finished the song we decided it was time to get to bed. We offered for Anna to stay with us. I gave her my sleeping bag and just crashed with Peter. Slightly offered to wake her up every two hours to make sure she wasn't concussed. Marmaduke was still walking around in his birthday suit, even after Binky started throwing pebbles at him and telling him to put clothes on.
Nibs had moved Libby and himself into the sleeping bag. Curly had dozed off a while ago. Tootles was muttering in his sleep, clutching a bottle next to him. Mary was sprawled out in the middle of the floor already asleep. Binky had put a blanket over her then went back to his own spot. I fell asleep soon after I kissed Peter goodnight. I wanted every day to be as fun as this one.
