Time: A few hours later. Location: Peter's room.
"Would you say that we're friends again?" Peter joked as he played with my hair.
"I guess so." I laughed. "Should we go back out and join civilization again?"
"I don't know, I think we could stay here for a while." Peter smiled.
"I'm not like Libby; I wasn't built for all of this." I said.
"Which reminds me, there are a few things you need to catch up with." He started.
"Do tell." I said.
"Well, first off, Binky and Mary are together. Big shocker there. The sexual tension in the room is terrible when they're together. Anna is seriously making Slightly work. I thought I knew hard to get but she is nothing like the girls I've met. Bad ass. The thing is, he hasn't gotten bored and given up." Peter finished. I knew he secretly loved gossip.
"Really? How Un-Slightly like." I laughed.
"I know. It's freaking me out. And Mary and Binky are scary. You'd think that they're the twins. They are so alike." He laughed. "I can't tell you how many times I've caught them making out in the kitchen. I'm beginning to question if the kitchen is sanitary anymore."
"What about Libby and Nibs? Still Rabbits or whatever it is?" I asked.
"You have no idea. At least they mostly keep it in their room." He said.
"Mostly?" I asked.
"There have been a few times. Only about three. But we have a few days off thank God." He said. "The only reason I know that is because I was spying on the girl talk. There are some things I will never understand about women and never want to. Wait, you aren't...well. You aren't going to have any chance of being pregnant?" He asked worriedly.
"We're good here." I laughed and the look on his face was hilarious. I couldn't contain my laughter.
"What's going on?" Binky yelled barging through the door. "OH SHIT!"
Binky ran right back out of the room and Peter ran to lock the door. We hurriedly got out clothes back on and rushed to get out of the door to shut Binky up. Our attempts were in vain.
"PETER FUCKED CAMO PETER FUCKED CAMO ATTENTION THEY HAD MAKE UP SEX I HAVE PROOF PETER FUCKED CAMO!" Binky yelled throughout the house. Peter ran after Binky and slapped a hand over his mouth and tackled him to the ground.
Marmaduke and Curly started clapping and soon Mary, Tootles, Nibs, Libby, Slightly and Anna started applauding.
"Does everyone have to know everyone's business in this household?" I asked annoyed.
"Girls Night Out tonight. At the cave we met Anna." Mary announced. "You boys try to live without us."
"But Mary! I was going to-" Binky started after Peter uncovered his mouth then stopped. "Never mind. Carry on."
"Whatever that was, I don't want to know." I laughed.
"Who cares!? Girls Night out tonight!" Libby yelled. Nibs looked disappointed.
"I've needed some time away from testosterone!" Anna added.
"Baby you know you want me." Slightly said. Anna rolled her eyes but there was definitely a smile.
Things are not always as they seem I guess. And I think I prefer it that way.
