𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵

Hikaru POV

This is so gross I don't wanna watch. Like, I live for drama, but this is straight up whore behavior.

"Kaoru, you seeing this slutty shit," I asked whispering, making sure only he heard. "Everyone's seeing this skanky behavior, trust me, I wish these two were the only ones seeing this." He's so real for that. We both nod knowing what to do next. Taking a deep breath in.

"Harlots!" We yell. Someone had to say something. It was getting to nasty in this bitch. Time to play it off.

"Oh man, who said that?" "Seriously, who would say such a mean thing?" "So rude!" "I know right?!" "Shut up, you flops!" Hold on, that voice sounds familiar. Kaoru and I looked at each other and then the exit, which was guarded by an angry Haruhi.

"Oh hey, pookie!" She looked pissed. My bad lol.

"Don't you,'Oh hey,' me! The club has been looking for you two everywhere! And you're in a Scout Regiment?!?! I've been hauling Tamaki's fat ass everywhere and he was very, very, VERY, vocal about it! Singing 'wenimechaindasuma tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun,' It's so fucking annoying! I'm sick of it, I'm sick of all of it! Fuck my debt, fuck this club, fuck all of you! Except the ladies, love y'all." God damn! That's a lot to unpack.

"Wait, Haruhi! Daddy will stop being a bitch! Just please, stay!" Man, Tamaki does not have a good 'desperate' face.

"No! I give up, I'm so sick of everything! I'm leaving this club and moving to America with my wife, Misa_Supremacy!" (See what I did there *wink wink* gotta give myself a shout out sometimes) 

"Dammit, how can we compete with such a beautiful, kind, hot, sexy, angelic, pretty, attractive, cute, graceful, charming, elegant, good-looking, delightful, tasteful, fine, foxy, pleasing woman?!" (Thanks Tamaki and thesaurus)

"C'mon, babe, let's get outta here" Haruhi said to her beautiful, kind, hot, sexy, angelic, pretty, attractive, cute, graceful, charming, elegant, good-looking, delightful, tasteful, fine, foxy, pleasing wife. 

"Sure thing, honey mustard." They both left the area with a little sass and girlboss to their walk.

"Damn, so no cake?" "No honey-senpai, there will be no cake."