𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘓𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘕𝘕𝘕 𝘖𝘳 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦

ALVIN POV:

Doritos looked at me and shrugged. Everyone started whispering about what they thought was gonna happen. It was already embarrassing that my legs were in hook position in front of everyone. (I don't want to hear anybody say I put no effort into this book when I literally have to go through hundreds of images of sex positions to find to name of the position Alvin is in while he's giving birth. The things I do for this story smh) Doritos turned to me while on her phone.

"Alvin, babes, I'm finding a lawyer right now, but I don't know what lawyer can help you with that," she says calling another number. I look around and see everyone's calling their friends to explain what's going on. Even Komugi is texting her friends and she can't even see.

"Alvin, just give birth and we'll figure it out later," Abs says with a worried smile on her face. "Yeah, just be like a pinata and plop the candy out," Chat Noir says while on Face Time with Pez and Marionette. "Maybe, don't talk about the kids like that, you might upset mine," Nikolai from Shadow and Bone says, rubbing his baby bump, from which Deepthroat gave him. (Couldn't get Nikolai from BSD in here yet cause idk what to do with him ig?) Chat Noir rolls his eyes and goes back to his phone. My hole feels so numb and I barely have any energy left.

"Can someone else just give birth for me?" I ask with half lidded eyes. "Babes, that's not how it works," Jake from State Farm says with a hand on his hip. (He's so fine don't even lie) I use whatever energy I can to push the last two out. Looking down, I see little J-Hope Jrs head, but it's a little brown.

"Did you shit on his fucking head," El Ano asks. I blush a little, feeling embarrassed that my little omega hole shitted on my son. (#InHisTeHeEra)

Everyone looks at me in disgust, except Nikolai, he's odd like that.

"Guys, it's normal," I say, trying to defend myself but it's not working. "Jesus Christ, did you shove a can of glitter up there before you got on the plane," Doritos asks cause she's weird like that. Confused, I look down and see that my shit is fucking shiny and glittery.  I can't tell them the truth, they'll make fun of me.

"Listen, there's no easy way to say this, but," I say hesitantly. "I'm an omega," I whisper. "Bruv, speak up, we can't hear you." "I'M AN OMEGA!!!" I look away ashamed. "We all know, you're literally pregnant," Rarity says, fixing her hair. I slowly look back at everyone and they look bored.

"Alvin, everyone knows," Zoro says, adjusting his shirt cause his honkers are so massive it makes things so uncomfortable for him. (Babes, at this point just take it off) "Don't worry, Alvin, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, " Nikolai said rubbing his fat ass baby goulash. Fucking weirdo.

"Yo, omega man. Your kid just came out," Gojo says, slightly falling over. I look down at my asshole, because that's all the author can seem to make me do anymore, and see baby J-hope Jr.

"I give up," I say, falling back. "Alvin, just one more kid, you're almost there," Abs says, cheering me on, but at this point those rough muscles can't even give me motivation anymore. "Alvin, if you push this last one out, I'll write you a 'Abs x reader' story," Doritos says like the weird writer she is. I roll my eyes.

"Fine, it better be the best story you've ever written." (No promises) Pushing and pushing, and I can't get him out. "Alvin, you'll need a c-section, it's not coming out," Rarity says, putting gloves on like the girlboss she is. "Rarity, girlypop, you can't shove your hooves down there and take out a baby, let someone else do it," Chuuya commands. (He's so hot when he commands)

"I'll do it," a technological voice states. I look over and see Hatsune Miku putting on gloves. She gets close to my womb and takes the scalpel. In short, she gave me a c-section. (I'm not gonna write a gory c-section, sorry pookies) Cutting the umbilical cord, I pass out from exhaustion.

NARRATOR POV:

Everyone ignored Alvin's passed out body and tended to the kids or just went back to whatever they were doing. Doritos played a game of Go Fish with her lovers, Nikolai and Deepthroat were rubbing his belly like weirdos, Twilight Sparkle and Miss America were snorting cocaine, Chat Noir was still on facetime with his girlfriends, Micheal Afton cried while watching Family Guy like the stupid moron he is, Zoro was still fixing his shirt, Percy Jackson started a new series called Caraval, Feitan was still reading, Quiplash was filling out Daddy Yankee's government files, and so much more was going on.

However the most important part was what was going on in the cockpit. Gojo was doing edibles with Rarity. "Babes, my boyfriend fucking broke up with me in front of a KFC, like that such a dick move," Gojo says with tears and brownie smothered all over his face. "Ong, you deserve better. Go for someone like that Nanami guy," Rarity says, eating her brownie politely. "You're like, so right. Anyways, how are you and Applejack doing," Gojo asks, still crying like a dramatic bitch.

"I'm trying to hint to her that I like her, but she doesn't get the hint," Rarity claims while still eating. All of the sudden the door opens and in walks Brittney Spears. "Gimme one of those fucking edibles." 

A/N:

The birthing is finally over and I can finally rest after weeks. I spent 4 hours writing these past 2 chapters. Gn pookies. Remember to like, subscribe, turn on that notification bell, and join the give away.