Levi's POV:
What the hell just happened? I just saw a total girlboss and her beautiful, kind, hot, sexy, angelic, pretty, attractive, cute, graceful, charming, elegant, good-looking, delightful, tasteful, fine, foxy, pleasing wife leave after an argument with several homosexual looking boys. Are they the enemy? Yk, not because they're gay or any thing. But because they're really rich. I'm not homophobic people. Anyways, that beautiful, kind, hot, sexy, angelic, pretty, attractive, cute, graceful, charming, elegant, good-looking, delightful, tasteful, fine, foxy, pleasing woman is so stunning, if it weren't for my husband, I'd totally marry her and elope. (Thanks babe)
"Ahem. Moving on! After this, you will immediately go down to train-." Hange comes over to tell me something. "The men's sleeping quarters have been ransacked. My best guess, chipmunks, tiny paw prints were left behind," Hange whispers in my ear. I make eye contact with Alvin and glare a little before I announce it.
"Update, the boys' sleeping quarters were ransacked by little people," still looking at Alvin and announcing with a harsh tone. "We will try to find other places you can sleep, if there are not enough rooms you will have to sleep outside. Don't worry, blankets and pillows will be provided." Still talking in a bored and harsh tone, I look over at Alvin, who has a smug smirk on his face. Alright time to punish him.
"You all are dismissed, except you Alvin, meet me in my office." A little sadistic, yes, but it was necessary. He looks a little nervous, I like that in omegas.
"Um, Captain. I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick. I'll meet you there." That's right, get the piss and shit out of your system first. Smart move, Omega.
"Alright, my office is to the left three rooms down." Finally this omega can know his place.
A/N: The next chapter will be kinda detailed smut, if you don't like it skip it. I wish I could, but my hoebag friend pressured the smut and I'm gonna cry writing it.
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Roman d'amourThe love story of Levi and Alvin. This is my first time writing (no shit Sherlock) so please don't judge my awful writing and focus on the fact a hot person is writing the best ship in the world! Anyways this is a joke, satire, so don't take it seri...
