Alvin's POV:
Today is the day I get my Ultrasound and I'm nervous about the results. Biting down on my claws, I look in the mirror and see my fatass stomach that's almost as big as Chuuya's dick. (It's huge trust me I know from experience)
"I'll cover for you, make sure no one knows you're gone. You just might have to answer to Levi later, not that you haven't before," Kaeya teases. He's the only one who knows about my appointment. "T-thanks," I stutter.
Timeskip to the hospital:
"Alvin Sevile, the doctor will see you now," the nurse says, writing something on her clipboard. I walk towards the room looking left and right making sure the coast is so I don't get stepped on because I'm a smol bean. (Literally gag) I wait for the doctor and play the most alpha game ever, My little Pony: Gameloft. (If you haven't ever played this game you're not a real alpha #loser) I hear some big ass footsteps approaching. Wow, they must have some big ass stompers. They knock on the door.
"Come in," I say. The door starts to open and I see Leorio. There's no way the process of my children's birth will be trusted with this man. "Hey, cunty cough drop, heard you got pregnant," he says with a smile. "Oh really, where'd you hear that from," I ask sarcastically as if my pregnancy isn't the whole reason I'm here.
"I heard it from Rui and Tsukasa at the gay bar. Yk, the one where Cbat guy and Mcqueen got together." (Forgot to mention last chapter took place in a gay bar #Littlewhoopsiethere) What the fuck? Whatever. I'm just here to know how many kids I'm having.
"Just get this over with," I demand. "Alright, I'm just gonna apply this gel and we'll get started," He says. (Learned that one from Glee) He starts scanning my stomach. "God dayum," he says, shocked. "What?!?!" "Bruv, this is gonna sound crazy, but you're having octuplets. Whoever got you pregnant has a weak ass pull out game," he says laughing a little. Idiot, he got me pregnant on purpose, but EIGHT?!?!?!?
"Tf you mean 'octuplets,'" I ask. "I mean, eight kids." He's gotta be joking. There's no fucking way I have 8 fucking kids growing inside of me. "Say sike rn," I demand. "Nah bruv, this is fr." All I see is red. You mean to tell me not only did I fuck that annoying ass captain just for a mission, but I got pregnant with 8 kids?
" You don't seem too happy with this, yk, you're not that far into the pregnancy, only if you wanted, you could get an abortion," he offer checking off the other paperwork. (I had to do a quick little research on that and now the government probably thinks I'm up to something or they don't give a shit) Yk what, I'll have revenge babies. Add more citizens to Marley.
"Nah, I'll carry out the pregnancy," I say as he nods his head. "Well, we'll get you checked out out front. The total is $380," he announces. I turn my head shocked then remember we're in America and our healthcare is expensive as shit. (Biden dead ass tweeted that free healthcare is a privilege not a right. I hate it here) I check out and my insurance covers the cost, as they should.
Time-skip back to the training area:
I chew on my nails contemplating what just happened. So focused in, I don't even notice Levi.
"Cadet," that husky voice demands for my attention just like an alpha should. I look up at him with confusion and worry. "Meet me in my office," he commands. I follow him to his office. On the way there, I notice a lot of people staring at me. Ugly ass cunts. We make it to his office and he locks the door behind him.
"Everyone knows about the pregnancy. Even Miraculous Ladybug, and it's her first day here," he tells me with a straight face, but he looks more constipated. "It's not like it was gonna stay a secret forever, 'Captain'," I mock him.
"Well, maybe if you had been more quiet like the omega you are, we wouldn't have to worry," he says back, this time more agitated. "Do you even care about your kids?!?! God dammit, Levi, I'm having eight of them!" I got so angry I just yelled and stormed out of there and ran anywhere but there.
"Alvin, wait!" He yells, but it's too late, the look on his face told me everything I need to know. I calm down a little after listening to my FNAF playlist and decide to run laps with the cadets.
"Hey, Alvin right?" I look up and see a girl with blue weird looking pigtails. "Uh, yeah, that's right, what do you want?" I ask. You just can't trust anyone these days. "I'm Marinette, this might be a bad time, but what do you plan on naming those little disappointments," she asks with a smile. I'd never really thought about it. Yk, my ex boyfriend died in a fight with a platypus, maybe I could name one of the babies after him? Nah, my kid isn't gonna have the name Doofenshmirtz. Maybe name them after his favorite band?
"I was thinking, maybe, Jung Kook JR, V JR, Jimin JR, Suga JR, Jin JR, J-hope JR, RM JR, and Daddy Yankee. I think they're very cute names," I say blushing a little, thinking she might find it stupid. "I love that idea! My bias is Niall," she says with excitement. Wrong band, but she's got the spirit.
"Well, I'll be back soon, I'm just gonna run with my friend for a while, alright?" She says smiling and waving, while running away. While she's running, she bumps into someone. "Watch it, skan- I mean, be careful where you're going, babygirl." the mysterious short girl says, offering Marinette a hand. Marinette takes her hand and bows.
"My apologies, I didn't think anybody would be in the same lane as me." She says smiling. "I'm Marinette Dupain-Cheng," she introduces herself. "I'm Pez." They both smile and talk a bit. I wish I had someone to talk to, but now these people just know me as Levi's silly little omega. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Soon enough I'll be back in Marley and we'll destroy them.
A/N: Hey pookies. I'm back! So since I know you all care about my life so much, here's an update on me! The dance sucked but at least I'll be getting my driver's permit soon! Anyways, I know nothing about BTS except that there's a guy named Jung Kook and a guy named Jimin, but I needed names for the other 7 babies. And you guys are traitors there's no way chapter 6 the chapter I despise has the most views out of the whole story
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RomanceThe love story of Levi and Alvin. This is my first time writing (no shit Sherlock) so please don't judge my awful writing and focus on the fact a hot person is writing the best ship in the world! Anyways this is a joke, satire, so don't take it seri...