𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘐 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘈 𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯

ALVIN'S POV:

In those 9 months Levi tried to talk to me as much as he could but I ignored him cause I'm a girl queen pussy boss. Marrianete got closer with Pez, Smelvin was still trapped in the backrooms, Taylor Swift announced her album, Deep Throat got back together with J*cks, Shakira broke out of jail, and Doritos got Chuuya pregnant. The Scout regiment gave us time off since it was the holidays and I went back to see Dave in Marley. (As if they'd give them time off)

The babies would be due any day now and I'll only have myself to take care of them. I take one last look at my boarding pass before the lady at the desks scans it. She looks a little tired and her eyes look bloodshot.

"Ma'am, are you okay?" I ask with concern laced to my voice. She raises her head a little, "My bad lol, just got a whiff of that ZaZa," she says lifting her head up a little. Weird ass bitch.

"Real." I start walking towards my seat and suddenly trip. I feel a strong arm wrap around my fat ass waist. I look up and see a woman with the most chiseled abs I've ever seen.

"Careful there, Happy Meal," she said, winking. I zoned out on what she said and instead focused on her pulsating muscles. I noticed how much of a creep I must have looked like. "Uh, yeah, I'm Alvin," I say with a blush. She looks down at me and smiles.

"I'm Abs Hottner, you look a little too shrimpy to handle those bags. Need any help from an Alpha like me?" she offers, putting her veiny, strong, calloused hand towards my bag. "Yeah, go ahead," I say in astonishment from how strong she is. She might be even more of an Alpha than Levi. She picks up my bag with ease and puts it in the overhead carrier.

"I'm over here, lmk if you need any help, Pizza Bagel," she says winking, and walking over to the next isle. I nod my head vigorously and sit in my seat. Buckling up and getting ready to nap until the pilot shows up, I hear two voices beside me.

"How are we gonna get around his fatass?" "Can't you see he's pregnant? Be nice." You've got to be shitting my dick. Can't an omega get some peace and quiet? "Um, excuse me, sir? My friend and I were wondering if she could get around you," one of the girls asks. She's tall and blonde with grey eyes. Her friend must be the one standing next to her, she's also tall but with brown hair and brown eyes. I'm too tired to fight back.

"Yeah, one sec," I say, getting up, letting her friend in.  She gets into her seat and pulls out a chess board. "Hey, so, this might be awkward, but can we play chess on your bump," she asks with excitement. Yk what, it might push the babies out faster. I nod and they start playing chess.

"Oh, btw, I'm Mc Slayyer, and that's my friend, Sir Amanda the Great JR," she tells me. "I'm Alvin, your average Omega." We hear the announcements telling us to look at the front. I see a little blonde boy and a tall guy with long dark hair.

"Hey, skanks, I'm your pilot, Honey-senpai, this is my co-pilot, Jacob Black," he introduces with a high pitched voice. "The trip will be around 6 hours, just don't cause any trouble or I'll beat you. Nah, jk jk, I only do that to women," he says, skipping away. (Not even joking it's actually canon in ouran)

"What the fuck is up with that little dude?" I hear a familiar voice ask. Is that? No, it can't be. My ex boyfriend, Pennywise asks. (I'm tired of pretending he isn't fine like bro just one chance please lemme hit) I sink into my seat. Who isn't on this flight? Even Doritos and her husband and wife are on the flight. 

"Chuuya, be careful, we don't wanna hurt the kid, I want Levannah to make it through this flight," she helps Chuuya to his seat. (The name Levannah is me and Levi's ship name cute right?) A kick from inside my womb brings me back from my thoughts. I rub my stomach in a way to shush the little disappointments. Everyone on this flight is so loud, why is everyone going to Marley for the Holidays? Whatever, I'm gonna take a nap.

"Attention, poopoo heads, we're going to be taking off soon," the flight attendant, Britney Spears, announces. I feel the plane take off and fall into a slumber.

NARRATOR POV:

If the flyers gave a fuck, they would've noticed that the flight was getting a little bumpy. What they didn't know was that the pilot smoked a shit ton of weed and the co-pilot turned into a wolf and couldn't do Jack shit. The flight attendants panicked and tried to figure out what was going on and how to fix it. Unfortunately, besides Brittney, the rest of the attendants were ponies from Equestria and couldn't use the power of friendship to fly a plane. So, they also couldn't do Jack Shit and Brittney was recording her "Toxic" music video.

"Who tf can fly a plane?" Pinkie Pie asks. Everyone starts to panic trying to figure out what's going on.  Suddenly a fine, gorgeous, stunning, angelic woman stands up. "I can." Everyone turns their heads to see the woman.

"Wonder Woman?" Rihanna asks. She starts to walk towards the cock (Heh) pit. While everyone was freaking out, there was still a silly little omega sleeping.

ALVIN POV:

I wake up feeling some sort of liquid fall out from my legs. For once, it wasn't omega slick. I realize what just happened and start to panic. What would be the odd's there would be a doctor here?

"Help! Somebody, help, my water broke!" I yell. All heads turn in my direction and look at me like I just killed their dog.  "Wait, I know how to help!" I turn my head to see Shakira crawling out of an overhead compartment. "If my hips are correct, which they always are 'cause they never lie, you're pregnant." No shit. "Just someone, help me!" I yell. To my surprise, the muscular queen and the two girls rushed to my side.

"I trained for this back at Catholic School," Mc Slayyer says. (In Case you're wondering, no, you don't learn how to be a midwife in Catholic School, or at least not anymore, I think?) "Just hold Abs hand and breathe," Sir Amanda the Great JR, says. I'll gladly hold those muscles any day. It's not that Levi lacked muscle, he did however, lack a good personality, like blonde guys.

"Breathe in and out, Lil Chunk," Abs says looking deep into my eyes.   I do as she says, but it's not helping much with the pain. Shakira walks over to me and starts rubbing her hands together. Is she trying to pluck my kids out?

"On the count of three, start pushing," she says pulling my bloomers down. I breathe in and out nodding to her command. "One, two, th-," "You have a very glittery bum hole, sir," Christian Bale tells me pointing at my bedazzled stink wrinkle. (Istg anytime I look for a name it takes me to a reddit link and gives me the worst names possible) I blush looking away ashamed. (I would blush too, but for other reason anyways Mr Bale just one chance I'm beggin-)

"It was a dare back in college, okay? Can everyone stop looking at my back door," I ask shyly. "Let's just go back to pushing. One, two, three," she counts down and I start pushing one of them out. After pushing and pushing, one of them came out.

"Congrats, Alvin, you did it," Miku congratulates me. "I've still got seven more to go," I say panting. "Fr?" "Fr." I start pushing out the second one, but it's not easy. "Abs, I don't think I'll make it, so if I die, just know, I like really muscular women and you're a girl queen pussy boss," I tell her. (Dw Alvin I too like muscular women)   

"We all could tell," says Percy Jackson. "Alvin, I have some to tell you. I have a wife and several houseplant kids." Right as Abs tells me the truth, I feel my heart break. The same heartbreak I had when Levi said he didn't care about the kids.

"Bro, is that a guiche piercing," Batman asks.(If you don't know what it is don't look it up it's a dick piercing in between the dick and the bootyhole) "Don't even worry about it bruv," I say finally pushing out my second kid. "Six more to go," Papa Johns reminds me. It's gonna be a long night.

A/N: Hey girlypops it's your favorite author here! I decided to do a major timeskip but the birthing chapters are gonna take a while so I'm getting them over with. This is just Part 1, part 2 will probably come out this weekend. So mark your calendars or I'm shoving a tampon down your throat. Respectfully. Anyways I appreciate comments and I'm not just saying that cause I'm desperate for attention and scared how people will react since nobody's saying anything. Also stop reading chapter 6. I hate that chapter. And shoutout to my 3 friends who I forced to be in this chapter.