𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘐𝘴 𝘐𝘵 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘳 𝘜𝘛𝘐 𝘊𝘶𝘮

ALVIN'S POV:

After leaving the prison with shocked eyes and Levi filled with fear at the gruesome (hot) sight, we realized we once again, forgot the kids. We were about to call a taxi, but we realized we don't know where the kids are anyways. Right then Alpha Daddy got a call from a suspicious number. Like the hot kinda stupid alpha he is, he answers the call.

"Alpha Levi Ackerman, Omega Alvin Seville, we have your kids, if you want them *burp* back, come to 6969 Don't Let The Strawberry Fall Out My Pussy Lane," the mysterious and hot voice threatens then hangs up. Levi looks at me with his dominant alpha eyes and I look at him with my submissive omega eyes.

"Levi, we know what we have to-," "I wanna eat your ass." (Me and Chuuya moment) Blushing with Omega intensity, a nudge him in the foot since that's as far as my petite Omega paws could reach. "Stop it, Levi, you can't say stuff like that," I say, flustered. He giggles lighty, but it sounds kinda atrocious and like Scooby Doo's laugh. In the distance I see a taxi and run as fast as my petite Omega legs will take me.

"Excuse me, taxi person? Could we get a ride," I ask out of breath. "You're not my type, I don't like Omegas," the taxi driver, Rupaul, says while side eyeing us. "Not that kind of ride, homo," Levi walks over and yells at him. "We need to go somewhere and you're the only taxi available," Levi says with his arm on the window in a really hot way and a homophobic glance he usually only sends Doritos' way.

"Sure thing, Zaddy. Hop in, I'll give you a ride," Rupaul winks in a suggestive manner. "Back off, Omega Cunt, he's mine," I say, but since I'm just oh so petite, he only heard me and didn't see me. "Tf is that coming from," Rupaul questions. "It's my lover, Alvin, he's very petite and such an Omega, you can't see him," Levi explains. Rupaul rolls his eyes at the idea of an Omega competition

"Whatever, hop in, Skanks," Rupaul says, unlocking the doors. "Where to," he asks in a sassy manner. "6969 Don't Let The Strawberry Fall Out My Pussy Lane," I tell him. He looks at me with a 'Dawg, are you fr rn?' face. "He's telling the truth," Levi defends, struggling with his seat belt. Rupaul starts driving to the address, but on the way there, I notice a car following us.

"Mr. Rupaul? There's a car following us," I tell him. "Probably your Omega imagination, stupid Omega," he tells me, not even looking in the mirror to check for cars. Suddenly, the car gives us a little bump. "Rupaul, that car behind us just smacked your car's ass," Levi informs him. "Yeah, I know, I felt it. Maybe just keep your dumb sexy mouth shut and I'll get us out of this situation," Rupaul commands, speeding up the car.

Unfortunately, the car following us hit our car so hard, it flipped and we passed out, but Levi took longer to pass out cause he's an alpha.

TIMESKIP

ALVIN POV:

I start to open my eyes and see that we're on a military base and tied up on cheap wooden chairs. I also see Doritos here for some reason, also tied to a wooden chair. (was running out of ideas and thought how can I make this about me) She was just waking up, which is a surprise cause she never wakes up until 12 pm.

"Alvin, what are you doing here," she asks with a groggy voice, a little pissed off she woke up in a wooden chair, which, I know must've been very uncomfortable for her plump voluptuous buttocks. "Levi and I were on our way to a strange location to save our kids. What about you," I ask her. "Oh, I got into an argument with Biden at the gay bar. He said Chuuya doesn't love me as much as I say he does and so he took me hostage so Chuuya "can prove just how much he loves me" by saving me. I guess he took all of us hostage then," she said with a bored look like this happens all the time. I also see Azhar behind Doritos, also tied up to a cheap wooden chair.

"Azhar, what are you doing here," I ask. "Doritos and I fought over who had the finer toes and when I tried to jump her, I also got kidnapped," she says also looking bored like this happens all the time. Suddenly we hear footsteps.

"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in," Biden said, strutting like a homo. "So does that make you the cat?" "That's such an out-of-touch Millennial thing to say." "Dawg, that was so cringey." "So, you are the cat then?" "ENOUGH!!!" Biden yelled quite the Omega yell. "Alvin, sign custody of Daddy Yankee over to me and I'll let you and Levi go," Biden compromised, licking his Omega lips while looking at Levi.

"I'll never give Daddy Yankee to you," I yell back. "Annoying mf-" "JOE," a weird sounding voice said. We all turn to that voice and see that it's Donald J Trump in the flesh. "Joe, after that lovely, sweet, romantic, sensual, spicy, sexy, hot, arousing night, all I can think is you, but after that night, you abandoned me, left me forever, left me in the sheets, or plane seat we covered with sheets, all alone," Trump expressed his love and loneliness.

"Shut up, I don't love you and the real Biden never did," Biden or "Biden?" responds. "What do you mean? That night was filled with passion and love and babies being born, mostly Alvin's babies. And what do you mean "real Biden" it doesn't make sen-." Suddenly Fake Biden takes off his fake Biden face.

"It's me, Micheal Angelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I've been planning this all along, but I didn't kidnap Biden til after the flight, you still hooked up with the real Biden. He's hiding away from you in the Bahamas cause he said you're that bad at sex," Biden or Micheal said. Trump started crying like a little bitch and started sulking in the corner of the room.

"Then who called Levi about the kids? That wasn't your voice," I ask. "It was my assistant, Anesthesia, previously known as Mr Hard." Right then Anesthesia, previously known as Mr Hard, stepped out of the shadows with a nerf gun. "Anesthesia, previously known as Mr Hard, bring in the kids," Micheal commanded. "Yes, sir," Anesthesia, previously known as Mr Hard, responds. She brings in the kids with a bored look then recognizes Azhar and Doritos.

"Two really, extremely, super duper, very much so, immensely, hotty hot, super hot girls from the gay club? What are you doing here," she asks. "Your boss doesn't like hot people," Doritos responds. "Focus," Micheal commands. "If you don't give custody of Daddy Yankee over to me, then you'll have no kids and we kill your husband, Azhar, and Doritos," Micheal threatens.

"Alvin, please, I didn't even get to make out with Chuuya one last time," Doritos pleads. "And I didn't suck Tachihara's toes one last time," Azhar also pleads. "I'm sorry, guys, but my kids come first," I say looking down in shame so I don't have to see Doritos' beautiful crying. "Fine, Anesthesia, previously known as Mr Hard, kill th-." All of the sudden the door breaks down and we see......

A/N: Ik you guys love Cliff hangers. Also sorry for being gone for almost a month, I couldn't find any motivation to make another chapter plus I had to do Deepthroat's book and thats just so time consuming and has too many blondes it makes me throw up