𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯

Alvin's POV

"Okay, see you soon Da- I mean, sir." Man, what a fool that Captain Levi is. It's so obvious, I mean, how can he not see it? Hi, I'm Alvin, and you didn't hear this from me, but I'm working for Marley. I'm just here to sabotage things and get info, but it seems as though I've got more work to do. It's not my fault my superiors always fall for me. Why, I'm just a cute little guy. Looks like I've got to play omega for now and seduce Captain Levi.

"Alvin!" Someone calls out to me. Eren Yeager. Nobody really likes him except Mikasa and Blonde boy pookie bear. (Low-key becoming an Eren slander story #Littlewhoopsiethere)

"You called, Eren," I said in an annoyingly high pitched voice. Fake it til ya make it ig. "We have to go to the speech room for Captain Levi's speech," Eren spoke in that loud aggravating voice. (I'm trying to think of words here work with me peeps)

"Alright, I'll be there in a sec," once again, saying in that fake ass annoying voice. "Cadet, hurry up," I hear a deep. Hot, inviting, sexy, mature, provocative, seductive, sensual, spicy, arousing voice say. Looking up, I see Captain Levi glaring at me telling me to move. Is this bitch really looking down at me? He's not even that much taller. (#omegashavefeelingstoo)

"Anything for you Papi- I mean, Captain," I say, batting my lashes and giving my brown orbs a lustful glow. (I hate this so goddamn much) Levi looks at me in confusion and disgust. Shit, I tried to make my moves subtle but I think I overdid it this time.

"Uh, anyways, Cadet just scotch ya fat, juicy, thick, plump booty down to the speech area," Levi said dead serious. (I hate myself so much) Wait, how long has he been staring at my fat, juicy, thick, plump ass. Has he been staring at it when we met? Or worse, even before then?

"Oh, of course, Captain," I say in an awkward tone. Walking towards there as fast as I can trying to get away from Levi. I heard two people shout in-sync, "Ayo, whatcha doing with an ass like that?" I look up and see two ginger twins.

"Hey ugly, I'm Hikaru and this is Kaoru." Ew what's up with this Weasley core. One looks like a handsome homosexual and the other looks like he views everyone as toys. (Don't attack me for that. It's literally in the manga) 

"Oh, cool. My name's Alvin! Wanna be friends?" I put on the brightest smile I could, hoping it wouldn't seem fake. "Sure, why not?" Good, they took the bait and now I've got two new members to the Alvin bitch squad.

A/N: Writing for Levi without mischaracterizing him and making him not look cringe is impossible. Not the best chapter and was definitely rushed, but I thought I might feed the pookies some content. Anyways goodnight my hotties.