𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘞𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘔𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘈 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘺

ALVIN'S POV:

"We need to talk," Levi said with a serious look on his face, but not that serious cause he was surrounded by eight babies and lit up Disney Princess luggage. Everyone was staring at me waiting for my answer, even Sloppy Nuts and Smelvin, who managed to escape the backrooms and come back as Fluttershy.

"In private," I demand, because I'm not talking about my life around tax evaders who are playing Adopt Me and scamming people for a neon fly ride unicorn and a guy who came back as an MLP character. I would say Honeys better, but he literally whipped out a whole government station cause they woke him up from his nap. He nodded his head and we walked out of the room like those pilots in action movies who do that most dramatic walk ever.   

"Levi, whatever you have to say, make it quick. I want to spend the holidays with my family," I get straight to the point. "I want to be there for the kids," I roll my eyes, "and for you. I want to restart for your sake and the kids sake," he says, taking my little omega paws in his hands. I look into his stunning, dazzling, gorgeous, lovely, ravishing, striking, smashing, fine, drop dead, out of this world, compassionate (Mfing lie), kind, yummy yummy goodness eyes.

"You'll get one last chance, mess it up and you'll never see the failures again, am I clear?" He thinks about it and nods his head. "Yes, kitten." 

AUTHORS POV:

Alvin and Levi went back to the cell to collect whatever Alvin had left behind. He saw Sloppy Nuts making out with Joseph Joestar while Joseph was wearing a skanky Mrs. Claus outfit, Doritos making out with Tachihara along with some new girl who was extremely, like extremely, super duper hot, like so fine, so so fine.(Love you pooks <3(pp heart)) Alvin looks at the rest of the inmates and see how all of them are falling apart. Deepthroat crying while holding a photo of Andrew Garfield if he was blonde and preaching about how J*cks is still alive (Delusional), Honey fighting the nearest woman, that woman being Makima, and Gon remembering his dad abandoned him.

"Sweetie, why don't you get your luggage," Levi said, a little scared of the crowd. "Get off me, Skank," Makima commands while kicking Honey. "Bitch," Honey mumbled. "Lemme lick those toes, bbg," Sloppy Nuts tells Joseph while stroking his pinky toe. "Andrew, he's still alive! He's not dead after all," Deepthroat cried to her picture.

"Doritos, what are you doing here," Alvin asks. "I punched Deepthroat for saying Chuuya's toes don't look scrumptious and that loser, Warner, reported me for assault," she says casually and then goes back to making out with Tachihara and the new girl. "Who are you anyways," Alvin asks.

"I'm Azhar, I looked up so much Chuuya r34 my phone heated up and lit my house on fire and the cops considered that arson, so I'm here now," she also says casually and then also goes back to making out with Tachihara.  I don't wanna even ask Sloppy Nuts what's going on, they seem a little busy. Alvin finishes his packing.

"Alright, goodbye everyone and happy holidays. Doritos, tell your husband I said hi," Alvin says waving goodbye. Doritos nods her head and waves before going back to sucking on Tachihara's chesticle.

ALVIN POV:

Unfortunately, we still have to figure things out with Daddy Yankee. I walk down to the nearest office and demand to see the person in charge.

"I want my kid and I want him now, so lemme speak to the person in charge," I demand. The workers start making phone calls. "Mr. Seville, please take a seat and we'll help you figure out your situation," the front desk lady, Madoka, reassures me.

After what feels like forever, Madoka comes out and she looks like she has something to tell me. "Mr Seville, the president will see you now."

A/N: Hey pookies, I know this chapter kinda really late and sucks, but I have bigger plans for the next chapters. Anyways, last night I watched Smile and that kinda lowkey scared me and thought the monster was gonna get me, but I thought what if it looked like Chuuya. I also remembered that the monster wanted to, like, come inside people, so all I'm saying is that the Chuuya monster could come in me in many ways more than one.