Levi POV
I watch as everyone gathers around waiting for my speech. Looking around, I see Alvin's short ass, but he's with two fugly gingers.
"Now, Captain Levi will take the stand," my omega kitten husband says. "Ahem. As we begin our training, I hope you all have realized how much you all will be put through. That being said, if you didn't know, then you should have left earlier. We will be spending a long time teaching you to fight, strategize, and learn more about titans. You all will be whipped into shape and if you can't handle it, go back to whatever hellhole you came from. If you're not cut out for this you will die. Am I understood?" They all look at each other in fear and shock, except Mikasa. (#unfazedqueen)
"Good, now I want to make it clear that if you go out there when you're not ready, you will die. That's on you. So, like, don't die or whatever." I tried to ease it up a bit towards the end.
"Um, Captain Levi, isn't that a bit much?" These silly Billy cadets, forgetting how the real world works.
"Who?" "Who what, sir?" "Who asked?" HA GOTTEM THERE! Calm down Levi, you're a grown man, compose yourself. I watched as the cadet ran away crying. "Whatever, it's not my fault he can't take a joke." Alvin rolled his bitch ass orbs. That bitch.
"You know, for a Captain, you're not very mature. Are you?" Oh this little midget man did not just go there. For someone who you literally have to snap your neck down to look at, he sure tries to act like a big person too much.
"Well, you haven't seen how mature I can get on the front lines." (Cried writing that) That's right, Levi, show em' who's the alpha around here. (I hate it here #FeelingSuicidal) "Well, I guess we'll just have to see that then, big boy." Shit, he knows what he's doing to me. "I guess we will see, Little one." Right after that he winked.
A/N: I think I made the speech too aggressive, but it was rushed. Anyways, did you guys see Chuuya in the new BSD trailer? HE'S SO HOT I'M LITERALLY CVMMING LIKE HELLO NOBODY SHOULD BE THAT HOT OMFG
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Storie d'amoreThe love story of Levi and Alvin. This is my first time writing (no shit Sherlock) so please don't judge my awful writing and focus on the fact a hot person is writing the best ship in the world! Anyways this is a joke, satire, so don't take it seri...
