𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘐 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘰 𝘔𝘶𝘤𝘩

Doritos POV:

We start driving to the boat Kyoya rented for the honeymoon. He's really dead set on trying to get Haruhi back to the club. I turn on the aux and start playing This Can't Be Over and start passionately crying. (Who tf wouldn't? Cleo and Deuces break up broke me) Deep Throat was already crying from her blonde man rejection, but she cried even harder. Haruhi kept calm but I could tell she wanted to cry. And Chuuya looks constipated from tears.

    "How far is it," I ask Chuuya. "A few more minutes," He responds with a shaky breath and tears rolling down his face. I turn up the volume and cry harder.

Timeskip to when they arrive at the dock

We finally arrive and start unloading the trunk. I look over and see a shit ton of people and a Congratulations sign in big letters. I poke Chuuya's and Haruhi's shoulder's.

"Did you guys invite my fans," I ask pointing to the people. "I guess they wanted to wave us goodbye before the honeymoon," Haruhi questions. "That one has a weird face," Chuuya says, pointing at a blonde man. I look closer and see that it's Pariston. (Deadass flinched the first time I saw him on screen)

"Doritos, over here! It's me, Zendaya!" "OMFG BAE?!?!??!?" I run over to my other wife and give her a hug. "Bae, you coming along," I ask. "Actually, I've got to visit Tom-" "Who?" "T-" "Never heard of him, he's probably a flop." "He is tbh. But I should get going," she says before giving me a quick hug and walking over to Lightning Mcqueen.

"Mind driving me to 101 Flop Avenue?" "OMFG ZENDAYAS TALKING TO ME OFC I CAN TAKE YOU THERE ANYTHING FOR YOU!" Bro, chill, she's my wife. Chuuya starts to carry our bags up the stairs.

"God damn, Deep Throat, what do you have in here? One of your victims," Chuuya asks. "Would you freak out if I said yes?" Bruv, you should've just said no. I go over and talk to the captain of the ship.

"Hello, I'm Doritos, and you must be the Captain- GAWD DAYUM BEIDOU?!?!?! ILY SO MUCH I CAN TREAT YOU SO WELL LITERALLY WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON!" I passionately confess my love for the captain. "You too are a women enjoyer? I figured," She says smiling. Wonder what gave it away? My wife? Chuuya obsession? Nah, it can't be that obvious. (It's so obvious, it's not even funny) We boarded the ship and for some reason, my fans were boarding too?

"Um, Beidou? Why are my loyal fans joining us," I ask. "Not even gonna lie, Kyoya invited them," Momm- I mean Beidou says. I knew he was up to something when he said there would be some excitement, kinda just thought he was talking about me and Chuuya last night.

"Listen, skanks, respectfully, I need y'all to leave. Like now, Taylor Swift shouldn't have to hang around you flops," I yell. "I don't mind, babes," she reasures me. "TAYLOR?!?!? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN," Deep Throat loudy, aggressively yells. Girl, chill, she's here for me not you.

"Oh lord, not HER," Taylor says in fear, jumping in the water. " Taylor, you good?" "Dw, not the first time I've run away from crazy blonde lovers," she says, swimming to the shore. "TAYLOR WAIT I'M SORRY!!!" Too late.

"Let's just figure out what we're gonna do," I say, trying not to look at the very flamboyant clown on our ship. Seriously, who gave this man his confidence? We sit down at the deck and try to figure out who's who.

"So we've got Lightning Mcqueen, Hisoka, Zoro, the Hex Girls, Sailor Moon, Miku, Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, Pakunoda, Elsa, Chrollo, Barbie, Misa, BTS, Alluka, Komogi, Nobara, Childe, Kaeya, Machi, Shizuku, Teruhashi, Asuka, Mikasa, Hange, Annie, Sasha, Emu, Goku, and who's that," I ask, pointing to some guy.

"Oh, he's my cousin's, best friends, dog's owner's, best friend's, uncle's barber's, nephew's, classmate," Deep Throat responds. "Deadass?" "Yeah, his name is Smelvin," she says, eating another piece of pie. "I think he's here to see his crush, Lightning Mcqueen," she says, chewing her food.