𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘛𝘰 𝘊𝘷𝘮 𝘐𝘯 𝘔𝘺-

ALVIN POV:

I kept breathing hard and heavy, looking at all the weirdo's around me staring at my cold, numb, swollen hole. Apparently everyone was invested in the birth of octuplets? I can understand why, I mean not many people hear about a LevixAlvin Fanfic everyday, much less one that involves mpreg. (Alvin, you're too little to deserve the right to break the fourth wall) Gripping onto Abs' muscular forearm that could easily crush me.

"Just keep pushing, the faster you pussy pop them, the faster we can stop looking at your glittery bumhole," L says, looking through his sexts with Light. (Ik what you are) For the love of Chuuya, give me a break, I gave birth to 5 kids. Looking around to buy time before I push another god forsaken failure out, I make eye contact with an unfamiliar face. They look bored, which makes no sense since I'm literally giving birth. Tf you mean you're not entertained? I squint my eyes a little to look at their phone to which they're reading SonicxObama fanfic because that's just so much more entertaining than my laboring. (It is tbh 10/10 would recommend)

"Why are you looking at my phone, little midget man," they ask, side-eyeing me and managing to not look at my sparkly anus, which many people are apparently not able to do. I roll my eyes in annoyance.

"I just wanted to see what was more entertaining than my babydocking," I said, pissed. (I looked up funny ways to say giving birth and the results were low key concerning) They rolled their eyes and glared at me, making my asshole clench in fear. (My twin fr) "This story is far more interesting than your asshole and your dick piercing," they said, turning back to their phone. Stupid teenagers on their stupid phone.  My asshole finally unclenching, I remember I'm still very much a swoll (The pregnant kind) and need to deliver the frightening future of my social security number. (That's what my dad calls me not really sure what it means though)

"Alvin, you need to deliver the kids," Abs says with worry on her face, but I'm too busy looking at those firm, strong, well built, sturdy, rugged, sound, secure, solid, firm, durable, tough, stable, bulky, hefty, powerful arms. "Yes, ma'am," I say, entranced by her muscles. Starting up my meaty chud, I push and push. Looking down at my bedazzled birther, I saw little baby Jimin Jr's head. 

"Push harder, cunt," some rando said. Tbh he looked a little gay with his black and pink hair. "Who are you," the rude stranger from earlier asked. "El Ano, who are you?" (If you don't know what El Ano is, it's The Anus in Spanish) "I'm Quiplash, why are you telling that little thing over there to hurry up," they ask with their eyebrow raised.

"He's just taking forever and I want to go back to watching Liv and Maddie," El Ano says, flipping his hair but not too much because he doesn't want to show his massive forehead. After those two flops finished arguing, Jimin Jr finally popped out. All of the sudden, Quiplash stood up.

"Alvin Sevile, you gave birth to Jimin Jr over a military base, that makes him military property," Quiplash said, revealing the government badge. I looked at Doritos in hope they could get me out of this mess. That emo skank just shrugged her shoulders. Fucking emos. 

A/N: Ik this chapter is short and cringe af but I'm writing the next chapter rn so calm your tits and unclench your vag caps. Anyways so ik y'all care about me so much, I passed my driver's ed final exam so I get to keep my permit #PowerMove but tbh they shouldn't trust me on the road. Also if you look up a name from this story and can't find anything it's cause it's one of my irl friends. And for the love of god don't be like one of my friends and look up Deepthroat cause you don't know who it is, you will not get the results you want. Bruv I've had like 5-6 of my friends in the past 2 chapters be included in this story.