IRONDAD one shots

Chores

Let me down slowly by Alec Benjamin

This chapter was inspired by the fact me and my brother are screaming at each other! He wants me to stack the dishwasher but I (1) can't cus I suck at it  (2) I've hated getting my hands dirty since I was tiny... so enjoy!
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"Peter! Have you finished the dishwasher?" Steve asked as he and the avengers walked in for dinner, they looked up to see bubbles covering the floor, at least waist high.
"Peter what happened?" Tony cried as the looked at the teenager who was covered in bubbles including some on his head and nose.
"Oh I'm doing the dishwasher!" He concluded and the avengers stepped away from the bubbles " I wonder what this does?!" Peter exclaimed before pushing a button on the dishwasher
"NO!!" The heroes exclaimed but it was too late, another wave of bubbles exploded and covered the room and the avengers.
"So what else do you want me to do? I can do the laundry!" Peter asked
"NO!!" They screamed again and Peter looked at them confused.

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Natasha walked up to the washing baskets that were lined up along the wall, she reached her basket and pulled out some leggings....they were pink.
"CLINT!!" She screamed and after a few minutes the family man dropped out of the vents with squirty cream over his face and the bottle in hand
"What?" He asked and she shoved her once black leggings in his face
"Was this you?" She asked her voice scarily calm and quiet, Clint frowned before dropping down and looking in his basket pulling out his once black shirt which was now pink
"No!" He cried as the others came in frowning at their now pink clothes
"What happened?" Tony asked as he laughed at Steve's now pink trousers, at that moment Peter came walking in but stopped when he saw the clothes
"Kid...did you do the laundry?" Scott asked and Peter nodded slowly
"And did you wash anything red?" Wanda asked and Peter shook his head and they sighed looking back at their clothes
"Well....I washed my suit! Does that help?" He asked and their heads snapped up
"PETER!" They cried and started to lecture him on how to wash clothes.

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Peter had his headphones on and was hoovering the floors of the compound whistling to himself.
"Hey pet-NO!!" T'challa yelled as he saw Peter hoovering everything on the floor and the hoover was even tearing pages out of books, because of Tony's tinkering it had a really strong power!
"Oh hey mr king sir!" Peter smiled pulling his headphones off
"W-why?! What are you doing?" The wakandan cried and Peter frowned
"I'm hoovering!" He answered
"You're destroying!" The king cried taking the hoover out of his hands and shutting it off
"But I was told to hover up all paper and dust on the floor" he said innocently and T'challa face palmed
"Little pieces of paper! Not books!"
And Peter frowned.
Ever confused.

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"Ok mr stark I'm going to do some chores!" Peter called to his father who was with the others going over a mission plan. They all jumped up
"NO! NO! NO!" Loki screamed
"FRIDAY DO IT!!" Tony screeched
"A-ARE YOU SURE SIR?" The AI asked shock in her voice
"YES!!" They all screamed and Peter raised an eyebrow before there was a whirling

Peter POV

There was a whirling sound above me and I looked up before a huge cage fell on top of me, it compacted until it was like a mould holding me in place
"What is going on?!" I cried, why didn't my spidey sense warn me?
It's for yours and everyone else's good! No more chores
Ahhhh I didn't know it could talk to me?!

Third person POV

Peter was never allowed to do a chore again.

Ahhhhhhh I have two weeks before I have to go to school!! I learnt nothing last year! I'm super dumb when it comes to my less creative side!

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