IRONDAD one shots

My mercinary boyfriend

Checkmate by Conan gray

Sorry it's been a while

Btw Wade is 2 years older than Peter cus I ain't weird

Peter had just had an amazing date with his boyfriend, Wade on top of the Statue of Liberty and was most disappointed when he had to go to school, cutting it short. He walked in through the front door and walked over to his best friends who were waiting at the old, rusty lockers and did their secret handshake
"Hey! How was your date?" MJ asked grinning making Peter blush
"It was fine thanks. We went to the top of the Empire State Building" he answered, he felt a sharp tingle through his spine and it told him to move. He didn't.
He was pushed painfully into a locker he then was pulled back and punched him in the face making Peter's nose bleed
"Flash you better stop or else" MJ growled no! Snarled. Flash backed away slowly before running around the corner
"Dude are you ok?!" Ned asked helping the boy up from his position on the floor, Peter just grunted and headed off to class not noticing his boyfriend's mask retract into the vent.
Peter sat in history paying no attention when a hand pushed his head into the table painfully
"Ow! Thanks a lot flash" he grumbled as he wiped his nose of blood.
"Mr Thompson please leave him alone" the teacher asked politely seen as flash's dad had a lot of power here.

Wade was livid with this flash and followed Peter to class via the vents. After another incident with Flash he was pulling out his knife and jumping out of the vents outside the class room door.
He snuck in and sat on an empty desk with no one noticing him.
"Now are there any questions?" The teacher asked not looking up from the boys, Wade raised his hand and spoke
"Yeah I'd like to ask is cereal soup?" He asked and she looked up and her face twisted into confusion and then fear
"M-mr deadpool s-sir" she stuttered and everyone gasped trying to get away from him and some pulled out their phones and went live on tick tock (can you do that? I don't have tick tock)
"Yeah! I'm the mercenary who kills people for money" he said pulling up his mask and eating a Chimichanga which he somehow had and he somehow ate within seconds
"Wade why are you here?" Peter said tiredly not even turning to look at him calmly, Wade smiled brightly and sat on the table behind Peter's table and looked down in him, Peter smiled softly and looked up at his boyfriend and they kissed causing a huge gasp went around the room and people's phones filled with chat comments.
"Babe why are you here?" Peter asked holding his hand Wade sighed
"I saw Mr Fart- sorry flash here hurt you and I thought I would give him a nice piece of my blade! A new one too!" Wade exclaimed and flash's eyes widened and he wet himself in front of the cameras
"Sweetie I said no killing!" Peter scolded and Wade pouted then he threw the knife next to the bully's face right by his ear making the not-so-poor boy Yelp.
Peter sighed and stood up pulling out his boyfriend after grabbing the knife, he pulled his boyfriend through the now busy corridors ignoring the odd/horrified looks. He pulled him into an alley way and swung from building to building until they were through his window and cuddling (non weirdly no smut!!!) on his bed
"Will you promise to not try kill anymore students?" Peter asked his voice slightly muffled my his face being in his boyfriend's chest
"But the audience hates flash" he moaned and Peter rolled his eyes. 

Flash better watch his back.