IRONDAD one shots

"Bitch please"

Peter had been crushed under buildings, or should I say Spider-Man had. But what would happen if the school's foundations weren't so strong and there was a villain?

Peter walked out of maths with a sigh, it's not like maths is hard for him but it was just so boring and time consuming.
It wasn't long until he met up with MJ and Ned
"Hey Pete!"
"Sup loser"
Peter smiled at his friends and Did his and Ned's "secret" handshake.
All of sudden a tingle went up Peter's spine, he turned to see Flash grinning at him with malice.
"Sup penis! Just come back from ballet?! Such a girl" The boy laughed, that's odd, my spidey sense only goes off for threats Peter thought before pulling his attention to Flash.
"Guys can do Ballet too flash" Peter sighed, MJ then put her note book down
"Yeah, just Because you don't have the strong body or even the talent doesn't mean all boys can't do it" she mocked, Peter let out a chuckle but his Tingle was still going off.
The floor let out a rumble and the Hallways froze. The shaking grew worse.
"EARTHQUAKE!!!!" Someone screamed
Everyone in the halls and classrooms ran out the doors and onto the field, but Peter hesitated. This was no earthquake.
He walked outside and noticed people look to the sky.
"NOT AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!" The same person said. 

There in the sky was Vulture sending a beam of energy at the school making it shake.
"Peter Parker! Long time no see" the villain yelled, Peter ignored him and went to the teachers not bothering to scoff at the cameras the kids held up.
"Is that everyone?!" He yelled, they nodded their head before someone yelled
"Flash is still in there!!!!" Peter let out a growl of annoyance and ran inside.
"PETER FUCKING PARKER GET BACK HERE" the headmistress yelled and despite the horrible situation the kids all snickered.

Peter ran into the doorway to see Flash taking selfies next to some rubble.
"Are you a fucking idiot?! Get the fuck outside" Peter screeched, Flash gave him a look of annoyance and began to approach him.
"It's just an earthquake Parker!" He laughed as more dust fell onto them.
Tingle
Tingle
Peter's eyes widened and grabbed the Bully's arm, he shoved the boy out of the door just as the building collapsed.

"PETER!!!!" The school screamed, the school had fallen on top of him! The Vulture landed in front of them causing them to step back.
"You see kids! This is what happens when you piss me off! My daughter loves this school and so I herby own it" he announced playing with a knife in his hands.

Peter's entire body felt like it was on fire. He was pretty sure he had broken his ribs, pelvis, collarbones and had many many cuts and scrapes.
He couldn't see a thing, he was pretty sure his eyes were open as he could feel the dust making them sting. Outside he could hear muffled voices, he knew vulture was there but he didn't have the energy (or the will) to get up. He was closing his eyes. Then he remembered Tony and what he would say.
Push, he pushed his arms up and tried to fight against the unimaginable weight above him. His ribs screamed and his collarbones screeched.

Push, he pushed up again, he heard a few rocks fall above him.

Push, a crack of sunlight broke through the slabs of concrete.

Push, he could see his schoolmates now. They hall were crying and Vulture stood tall and proud.

Push, he was on his feet now. His legs wanted to collapse but he refused. Everyone in the field had frozen, Peter could feel the weight on his shoulders. The school. At least over 2,500 tons on him. The school was in shock. Vulture was in denial.

"Should have expected you to be able to lift a school" Vulture sighed pulling out a gun.
"Bitch please! It's not the first time you've dropped a building on top of me" Peter panted as he dropped the rubble on the floor, earning a cloud of dust.
"I will kill you" Vulture promised
"Is this all because I ditched your daughter at prom?" Peter asked. Genuinely curious. 

"You did what?!!!!" Vulture fumed. MJ pulled out her note book and pencil.