Three of us? [MONOSHINKAMI]

British slang is confusing

They both froze up Monoma feel off of Denki in pure shock.
"Dude what the fuck man! Him of all people!?"
Mineta yells pointing at Monoma who hurried to put his tux back on.

"Oh shut it Mineta you can't even get someone in bed even if your life depended on it!"
Monoma snarls which made Denki blush (a little)
"At least I have taste!"

"Rude"
Denki comments crossing his arms but was shut down by Monoma.

"First of all sex dolls don't count and if I make out with Denki here,I sure have bloody wonderful taste!"

(I love this man!) Denki blushes beat red

"Aren't you like...taken?"
Midoria steamers from the shock.

Both blond look at each other. Deadpan before starting back at Midoria. "Yeah?..."

"Kaminari, you made Shinso cheat on him with you and then grab on him too?! EXPLAIN!"

"He doesn't need to explain shit you fake carrot top! This is your bloody fault anyway!"

"Neito stop it."
The taller blond grabs onto his hand.

"Well, you see...."

They both look at each other and then onto the group.

"RUN Bitch!"

He lifted Neito into his arms and ran of through the group by shocking them silly.
As he ran in the corridor, he herd Monoma laughing as he clung onto him.

"Your crazy and I love it!"
He laughs and kisses Denkis cheek.
*****
They ended up hiding in an empty room, not much bigger than their old classrooms.
"May I get down?"
Monoma ask looking up at Kaminari's sweet stained face. He looks down at the blond in his arms and places him on his feet.
"You good?"

"Y-yeah (fuck) that scared me.."

"Hehe..you where cute back there~ never knew you calling me Bitch could ever be that...fit~"

"Is that British i hear?"

Denki smirks while leaning against the wall, trapping Monoma between in a blushing mess.

"It means your extremely attractive"

"So what your saying is you think I'm sexy?~"

"Perhaps~?"

"You cheeky little basted you are my dear you got me quite randy at the moment~"

Monoma blush's even harder like a stuttering mess

"D-do you even know what r-ra..THAT means?!"
Denki strokes his free hand under Neito's chin making the smaller man trembling.

"No, but I will soon~" (sarcastic)

This was never wracking to Neito. Feeling Denkis lips closing in, overing over him waiting for consent to continue.
Monoma gave in, pulling him in and lean himself on the cold wall. "I love you you defining idiot~"
He felt Denki's tongue press against his lower lip, he accepted on the spot

*Half an hour later*

Shinso walks out his meeting, listening to Fatgum was a good learning experience but he would much rather be with Denki or Neito
(mostly both at the same time take
it how you want)

As he looks around to try and find Denki as he knows where Neito is working he hears the fain, annoying striking...of IZUKO MIDORIA!

"S-Shinso kun!"

He lets out a sigh of a thousand man's regret and looks at the dumbass twins plus Mineta who is a whole can of worms himself and sees them burnt crispier that Bakugou's face.

"D-dude what's that sigh for I thought we were friends!?"
Midoria gasps and dusts the burn dust off his sleeve.
"Sure, just stoop yelling and tell what in the sweet name of all mights grave happened to you"

"Man you won't believe it, Monoma, your boyfriend was making out all over Kaminari, I mean on lap spreed legs making out!"

Kiri says still in disbelief from the experience.
"Oh let me guess! It was a dear KIRISHIMA?"
...
"Yea I deserve that, but I'm serious, then they ran off!"

"You guys seriously won't let that one slide huh" Midoria chuckles nervously looking at Shinso who was looking like he didn't give a shit.

"Wait you said they were making out?"
Shinso asks putting on a grin to which the others got scared for where this was going.
"Yeah, could have gotten pregnant from that tension"
Mineta comments with a usual shit eating smirk.

"Hehe~ where did they go?"

Midoria points at a hall close to the DNA lab "ummm is someone going to die?"

"Haha- well if they snog I sure as hell won't"

"Sense when did you use British?!"

"Sense I started making out with a lush Brit bitch who is way to fit in bed"
Shinso laughs before walking away to find his boyfriends.
"Aren't you mad at Kaminari?!" Mineta yells
(Autocorrect typed Mineta as mistake lol!)

"He's good in bed too!"

"WAIT WAHT?!"

*****

"Hey babes having a smashing time in here?"

Both blonds yelps and Denki drops Neito on the flore from holding him at his level on the wall.
"Ouch!"

"Falling for me?"
Shinso laughs as he helps Monoma on his legs and kisses him on the lips softly.
"Shut up you moron!"

They don't realize the three boys behind the door looking like they saw a ghost.
"Oh I'm sorry did I interrupt something~"

Denki turns red and scratches his neck in shame.
"You two keeps the sex in the apartment, trust me I need to remember that when I see you two pretty boys laid out like a—"

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Should I make it a book 2 ore just continue here? Just curious if you would still read. Also I could need some help with ideas of something. Writers block and all. I just rushed this and tried to make jokes because of feeling down. I'm bad at writing comedy so I hope this will do. See you all in next chapter! Love you all and thanks for 9k view!!!❤️‍🔥