100K READS!! QnA special!

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Hello friends of all ages and genders! My name is MachoMan and I'm here to present to you...

            ---The 100K QnA Special!---

What a spectacular!! This milestone was achieved in my first story to the series! I anticipated this for so long and tbh with ya'll, I thought once it ended, the attention would begin to drop but boy was I wrong! I was seeing new people just about every day! I'm so glad how it turned out as it really boosted me to want to write a sequel! I know I haven't been the most consistent let alone active much but never fear! I always got this on my mind ;) you know? This reminds me of the time when--

Macie (Real): Woah woah woah, slow down there bucko. You don't gotta insert some back story, and besides, you probably told everyone this story before. On how you came to be? Tell em something new! Oh and also, why do YOU get fancy text? I'm just as important!

Because I pay you to give me ideas and funny scenario assistance :)

Macie (Real): WHAT?? You don't pay me at all--

Moving on! Now, with such an occasion as this, I am proud to present--

Callie: Pssst! H-Hey Macho..?

What the- who let you in??

Macie (Real): Heh~ take care of question Macho

Ugh... Yes Callie?

Callie: I REALLY need to use the restroom...

Can it wait?? All of you are supposed to pop out after the que I gave you

Callie: I know but...I have to go really bad! Marie couldn't listen to me complain anymore!

I'm starting to feel the same way...

Macie (Real): Ha! Go on Callie, take your time

Callie: Thank you ^^ Quickly walks off stage

Great. Now we have to wait

Macie (Real): Ahh don't get so impatient. Just say what you have to say

Alright. *Ahem* I am proud to announce... The 2nd--

Ava: Ohhhh...What's this thingy?

Huh?? Ava NO! That's the projector to the screen behind me!!

Macie (Real): Oop, too late~ Ava! Press that green button!

Green? When did I put a green button?

Ava: Okay! *Pushes it* I did it! Now what?

Macie (Real): Now to just watch

(The screen behind Macho and Macie began to flicker as a image of rule 34 began to cycle through. Multiple images began to appear as Macie was rolling in laughter, leaving Macho red faced)

Ava: That picture looks like me!

Okay that's enough!

Macie (Real): Haha! Oh man this is gonna be a good day

*Sigh* Ava? Can you kindly put that down and go back into the waiting room? I'll buy you some of those crispy cookies from Sean's you love so much

Ava: :0

(Without hesitation, the pink octoling agent dashed back stage where a pile of OCs and headcanons were kept--I MEAN the other agents were...)

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