Y/ns pov
I was still laying on the floor when five and luther entered the room
" do what five! Five?" Luther demanded " FIVE! come to what! Five!"
Five helped me up off of the ground and placed a kiss on my forehead
" its gonna be ok, ok?" He comforted me running both hands through my hair " I promise "
" dont make promises you cant keep" i shook my head " we're gonna die"
" dont" he said resting his forehead on mine and closing his eyes as he held either side of my face gently " dont say that, because we aren't. I'm going to do the unthinkable"
" what's that five?" I asked with a sniff " what are you gonna do?"
" you'll see soon, just , dont ever say that again alright?"
" alright "
He kissed my lips gently and meaningfully . One day we would have time to do this all day everyday and it will be heavenly.
" I love you , so so much " he smiled " dont you ever forget that"
" I don't think I can " I chuckled "you tell me any chance you can get"
I liked the way I was one of the only people who could bring out his soft side. His loving side.
But alas, this moment could not last forever cos now, im gonna need to find out whatever the hell he is planning
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I sat on the couch as five got hydrated and used baby powder to were of the effects of his plan. He was insane, but that was one of the main reasons I loved him.
" five?" Luther sat up from the other couch " five wha-- are you ok?"
" I'm gonna need to be hydrated" he replied
" hydrated? What's with the baby powder?"
" it'll help with the itching " five informed him
" what itching? Theres itching? What the hell is going on here? You do have a plan!"
" it's more of a desperation move" I piped up
" yes , that's it is " five agreed "but , since our brain dead siblings are incapable of meeting a simple deadline. I got no choice"
" no choice about what?" Asked luther
" I have to find myself " five replied " I just arrived in dallas fifteen minutes ago. "
" should I be worried about you?"
" luther , if you recall. I was sent to 1963 on a job by the commission to make sure the president was assassinated " five explained
" oh , so wait , your old self is out there?" Luther said
" precisely !"
" just walking around dallas, with the briefcase that can get us home" I added
" oh my god five you're a genius!"
" however " five began " there are two significant problems with this plan. Problem number one, I am a trained assassin, arguably the most dangerous assassin in the space time continuum" I scoffed "y/n, also , holds that title. But If I know me I'm not going to react kindly to bumping into myself"
" problem number two" I blinked next to him putting my book down " and this is the real fly in the ointment here. You're not supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in the same timeline. The side effects, could be. Well, catastrophic. "
" side effects? What sort of side effects?"
" well" five started " according to commission hand book chapter twenty seven subsection 3-b. The seven stages in paradoxsycoses are.
Stage one:
Denial
Two:
Itching
Three:
Extreme thirst and urination
Four:
Excessive gas
Five:
Acute paranoia
Six:
Uncomteolled perspiration
And
Seven:
Homicidal rage" he finnished
" homicidal rage?"
" that's what he said " I sassesd
" geez, I dunno" luther replied "maybe this isnt such a good idea."
" it's a hail mary! But what choice do we got luther?"
" well I don't know you already seem abit squirelly if I'm being honest "
" look luther, imma need you to help me get through this , alright?i need a spotter."
" a spotter?"
" yeah"
" what's that like a wingman?"
" incase the paradoxsycoses gets to severe, I need you and y/n to help me stay on task alright? So whatever happens, whatever I say. We need to get that briefcase.ok?"
" ok"
" ok"
Five walked past me giving me a thumbs up as I followed after him
" luther! Hurry the fuck up!" I demanded. And with that .we were off.
