(A/n you changed outfit for the occasion into this )
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Five held the paper in his hand as we made it to the inn.
I felt adrenaline flowing through my body as I thought of the brutal ways I could kill these people
'BUt y/N tHaT'S mURdEr' is what luther would say, but I didn't care.
They said follow your dreams. That is what I'm doing!
I decided to spice it up a bit , and instead of bringing a gun. I brought, a pickaxe.
Fun, effective. And a lot more painful for the victim.
I was gonna regret being so happy I'm on the job again later and almost kill myself for the seventh time but , hey, I'm immortal! So fuck it, what could go wrong?
Five opened the door for me
" ladies first" he said politely
" wow, what a gentleman you are hargreeves " I sassed walking through
Five rolled his eyes and walked over to a woman sorting out some kind of message board
" exuse me " said five
" oofta you snuck up on me there!" She exclaimed " if you're looking for the cookies we dont put em out till three."
" I can hardly wait " five replied, I snickered " uh, do you happen to know were the midwest soybean society is meeting?"
" sure do" the woman replied "muskellunge banquet room. You looking for your mom? She in for the convention?"
" yeah, we're totally looking for his mom, right five?" I looked to him , his mind was elsewhere clearly
" hey, can I have some change?" He asked handing her some money
" oh sure!" She replied taking out of his hands and rummaging through her fanny pack " just looking through my purse . Only a nickel and a couple of dimes .. oh!... you.. are. In . Luck mister!" She handed him some pennies
He chuckled " yknow some say the best luck is to die at the right time "
Her face dropped and he walked away
" sorry" I whispered to her as I followed him
He walked up to a vending machine
" wow you really are a child" I laughed
" shut up " he said quickly causing me to laugh harder
He put some change into the machine and put in the right number so he could get a fudge nutter .
It stopped half way and he punched the number in again and again and again , when that didn't work he shook the machine vigorously
" cmon!" He yelled in frustration "stupid bunch of metal! Fucking fudge nutter !" The more he shook it the more candy fell, except his fudge nutter.
He kicked the glass and it shattered, I chuckled slightly while biting into a fudge nutter I had in my pocket the whole time .
He snatched it off of me and took the last bite then swiping his finger over the side of a cake and licking it .
I handed him an axe that was on a mantel peice
" I like your style l/n" he smirked
I took my pickaxe out from my trouser leg
" I know " I replied " it great isn't it? "
" yeah, I'll get the left side of the room, you get the right. Alright?" He said with a smirk and raised eyebrows
" we share aj ?" I asked before shaking hands
" of course " we shook on it
And walked into the room
" you!" AJ exclaimed " call security!"
The woman wheeled over to the phone , I swung my pickaxe at her , it went straight through her forehead, through the bone and into the brain. She was dead , I pulled out the pickaxe and watched her bleed
" go on five " I said with a sadistic smile
He began his work
I teleported all around the left side of the room , occasionally bringing out one of my knives and stabbing my victim's through the eyes and pickaxing them through the throat.
In other words , having fun and being creative in my style of killing
After not even five seconds we were done , I admired our work .
AJs head arose from under the table, me and five teleported infront of him.
" she sent you didnt she!" The fish yelled as we smirked down at him
" does that really matter now?" I asked
" whatever she offered you, I will double it! Triple it! "
" I'm not doing this for money!" Five exclaimed and just as he was about to swing his axe at him the woman from earlier takled him down , I caught his axe as he went so now I had two weapons at hand .
" get off me!" Five yelled
" you're gonna pay for that vending machine little mister!" She yelled
AJ began getting away, but five was more important. Plus, I liked giving my victims a head start .
Five elbowed the woman in the face and got up.
I hoped off of the table and came up behind her
" I don't want to hurt you all right!" He said , she punched him
" donr worry darling " I smirked , she looked to me " you wont have to" I chopped her head clean off "now lets go get that mother fucking fish "
" he got away?" He asked , I nodded " shit!"
He got up and grabbed a baseball bat
I ran after him before teleporting so he was infront of aj and I was behind
" surely we can come to some sort of agreement that benifits both parties?" AJ begged " quid pro quo, what do you say?"
" why not" five smirked " heres your quid!" He hit him in the side with his baseball bat"
" heres your pro!" I yelled swinging the axe and chopping one of his legs off so he fell foward
" heres your quo." Five smashed his fish tank of a head, his body falling to the ground
" I would say that's a job well done " I smiled " first assassination as a couple. One you will never forget " he rolled his eyes fondly and sighed " just one more thing " I took out a plastic bag, filled it with some water from a nearby vase and put aj inside " the handlers gonna want this"
