Y/ns POV
Me and five waited at the bar for our drinks while deigos menace of a son ran around. He kept eyeing me up , idiot, thinks I'm actually a teenager .
Chet handed us a cocktail each and we walked back over to deigo and klaus
" wait, who's-- who's the mother?" Five asked as we made our way to the table
" lila" deigo replied quickly
" exuse me" me and klaus exclaimed
" wow, wow lilas here?!" Asked five
" was. She dropped him of in my lap last night then bolted " deigo explained
" I dont much care for that one" said klaus
" dont--"
" well, technically shes family " five argued, I furrowed my eyebrows at him
" she tried to murder us like ... yesterday!" Klaus said
" well, like I said... family " five replied, he hated her like two days ago. What the fuck " deigo is she coming back?"
" yeah, well she goddamn better be, because WE'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO BE DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW " He yelled looking directly at stan
" alright" I said " keep your hair on, no need to yell"
I sat down , vanya walked over
" wheres luther?" She asked
" who cares , probably out for ...a run" deigo replied
" hmmm! Love the haircut!" Klaus complemented
She smiled before saying " so , uh I talked to Marcus last night "
" wait, what you talked with the enemy?" Deigo demanded " by yourself?"
" yeah, well, somebody had to do something "
" who elected you , vanya!" Deigo yelled
She took a moment " its, uh, viktor "
My eyes went wide, I smiled
" who's viktor ?" Asked deigo
" Diego you idiot " I exclaimed "shes-- sorry, hes viktor. Hes trans"
" yeah" he smiled at me " its who I've always been"
Deigo klaus and five went silent while i said " I'm so happy for you! Thanks for telling us"
He gave me a large smile before paying attention back to his brothers " is that an issue for anyone?"
" nah, I'm good with it" Diego smiled
" yeah, me to" klaus said " cool"
" truly happy for you, viktor " five nodded " but last time I checked you dont speak for this family "
" ok ,well it's fine. Okay, Marcus totally gets it. He doesn't want a war any more then we do" viktor explained
" what are you talking about, he tried to homicide us!" Deigo yelled
" so did lila and you had a kid with her " klaus argued
" that's not the point " Diego replied angrily
" guys , we made a deal" viktor ignored them " hes gonna give back fives briefcase, and then we're gonna get out of the timeline. We're gonna meet later today for the handover"
I smiled , viktor really was a good negotiator
" oh thank god!" Klaus exclaimed
" that's a rookie move, dude is playing you" Diego denied
" oh really?"
" yeah, but mabye we can use this. And we turn it back on them , and then we wipe them the hell out!" He explained
" its JFK all over again " I groaned
" deigo, stop please. And , you're not gonna like , do anything today" said viktor
" except " klaus sighed with a smirk " bond, witn your spawn"
" alleged spawn."
" I will get the briefcase " viktor continued " and then we will all go back, and fix the timeline"
" hey, were not going anywhere!" Five stopped her " this is a perfectly acceptable timeline "
" yeah? Why don't you go tell that to allison " he replied " who is upstairs grieving her daughter who doesn't even exist here!"
" yeah, not to mention we've been replaced!" Deigo argued
" by a buch of taky delinquents " I scoffed " who are , blobs, cubes and a bird woman ... I thought you guys' family was weird "
" newsflash geniuses " five replied " it's not all about us. Take a look around, if you haven't noticed, theres no doomsday , theres no apocalypse, the sun is shining, the birds are doing whatever the hell birds do. That's all that matters. We're done messing with time, and I'm officially retired "
He got up and began walking away
" is he wearing aftershave?" Klaus asked " I'm concerned "
" yes" I replied " and , you should be "
I took a sip of my drink and the others continued chattering, I went to go find five. God I needed this, no apocalypse bullshit . This was paradise .
