Y/ns POV
Five had indeed woken me up stupidly early then we went home and he talked to me about this weird eyeball thing . We were currently at the lab the eyeball came from. I could only see this joing great or joing terrible. No inbetween .
We looked around. Pretty impressive actually
" uh can I help you?" A member of staff asked , we turned to face him
" I need to know who this belongs to" five replied
" where did you get that?" The man asked
" the playground " I replied sweetly " we found it playing apocalypse actually " I lied . Five smiled " it must've just popped out"
" we want to return it to its rightful owner " five concluded
" aww what thoughtful kids" the receptionist said
" yeah, look up the name for me will ya?" Five said charmingly
" uh I'm sorry patients records are strictly confidential. That means I can tell yo--"
" We know what It means fucknut" I interrupted " we're thirteen. Not infants."
" ok then .. I'll tell you what I can do. I will take the eye off your hands and return it to the owner! I'm sure he or she will be very grateful so if I could ju--"
" your not touching this eye" five said sternly
" now you listen here young man--"
Five grabbed him by the collar and pulled him down to his level
" no, you listen to me asshole " he ordered " we've come a long way for this. Through shit your peebrain wouldn't even be able to comprehend. So give us the information we need, and we'll be on our merry way . And if you call me young man one more time I'm gonna put your head through that damn wall"
" call security "
The receptionist began calling
" put the phone down" I said storming over to her " because I'm pretty sure" I began searching through her dreams and her nightmares " you want a big family with kids. Two girls one boy. With your husband kevin. Right? Yeah. But that wont be able to happen if kevin just so happens to be cheating on you with the next door neighbour Ellis. " her eyes widened with fear " I'm not saying it has happened. But I can make it happen with a click of my fingers " the tips of my fingers glew purple " and you dont want that do you?" She whimpered "no? Ok. Put the phone down" she put it down shakily I walked over to five who was leaving " you got our information ?"
" nope. He wouldn't tell me" he sighed
" I could mind read him if you want " I offered
" no , threatening that lady back there was already risque enough" he said " let's just. Think of a new plan."
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We had a new plan! Currently we were in fives room. Klaus in the closet for some reason. When vanya walked in
" oh thank god" she said " I was worried sick about you two "
" sorry we left without saying goodbye " five apologised
" no, I'm the one that should be sorry" vanya replied " I was dismissive and I guess I didn't know how to process what you were saying I still cant to be honest"
" well, mabye you were right to be dismissive " he chuckled "mabye it wasn't real after all. It felt real, but , like you said the old man did say time travel could contaminate the mind. "
" mabye I'm not the right person for you to be talking to" she replied " I used to see someone, therapist I could give you her information --"
" thanks but. I think I'm just gonna get some rest" he lied " it's been along time since I had a good sleep. "
" ok"
She left . I closed the door then klaus fell put of the closet.
" its so" he said as he came out "touching, all that talk about family and dad and time wow!"
" klaus she's gonna hear you" I shushed him
" I'm moist " he said , I grimaced
" I thought I told you to wear something professional " five spat
" but this is my nicest outfit " I rolled my eyes
" alright, we are raiding your dads closet" I said
" whatever as long as I get paid" klaus replied
" as soon as the job is done "five said
" ok so just so we are clear on the finer details. I just have to go into this place and pretend I'm your dear old dad correct?"
" yeah, something like that " he smiled , his dimples were adorable as always
" what's our cover story?" He asked
" what? What are your talking about?"
" I mean was I really young when I had you? Like sixteen like young and terribly misguided?" "sure" "your mother? That slut. Whoever she was we met at--"
" the disco. You met at the disco" I decided
" yes! We met at the disco" klaus said in accomplishment " ok , remember that. Oh my god the sex was ammaazzingg "
" what a disturbing glimpse of that thing you call a brain " five said
" well part of that idea was from your girlfriend so. " we both went red " and another thing to remember. You two are siblings in this scenario no acting like a couple .today , you hate each other "
" but I dont hate her" five argued "not all siblings dont get along. Can we just act how we normally act?"
" I said you hate each other! Dont make me put you in time out!"
This was going to be interesting.
