Y/ns pov
We had all been sorting out the cables for a while now. I was shaking pretty great as Lila was just finishing stuff off when she said "okay, relax"
" I can't " five replied " your breath is terrible "
" garlic is for winners " the two of us said , then high fiving
" but at least i had a mint after " I muttered
" enough foreplay ! " Lila announced
We grabbed eachothers hands then the briefcase
" this is so stupid " five groaned
" power up shitheads "
Me and five strained as we used all the power in us to use on this briefcase , Lila copied and energy pulsed through the room.
" let me in! " said Lila
" I cant! It's to much " five replied his grip on my hand only becoming tighter
" don't bitch out on me now! "
Five yelped " I hate you so much "
" then get this right or it's us three in the stone age forever! " Lila yelled over the noise
We all strained
" now! Do it now! "
We all teleported away landing in the snow. I chose a bad day to wear a dress.
Five helped me up
" well brilliant idea , Lila " he said " welcome to the ice age! "
" shut up and just look "
I wrapped my arms around my self and shivered as I turned around
" the commission" I said shakily
Lila laughed , fives eyes widened
The woman began running towards it , five wrapped an around around me and walked after her
" shit " he sighed " you feeling okay? "
" aside from the fact I'm dying of hypothermia, yeah I'm okay " I joked while still shivering like crazy
Five rubbed my exposed arm up and down while the other stayed warm because it was squashed between me and his side .
He stopped momentarily then taking of his blazer
" five you don't have to--"
" I know" he interrupted " I've got long sleeves anyway , it doesn't matter "
He wrapped it around me then we continued walking
" thanks " I smiled
" no problem "
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Lila laughed as we entered the commission
" holy .... " I looked around " what a shithole "
" I was just here. How long was I bloody gone? " Lila furrowed her eyebrows
" it seems the grandfather paradox is affecting everything " five sighed then putting down the briefcase " even places out of time"
" is that even possible? "
" I stopped tracking what was possible and what wasn't a long time ago " I said still looking around the building
I started walking forward the others slowly following behind me , I heard rumbling from above and just as a piece of gravel was about to hit me five wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me back.
" we better get moving " he said " we'll check the infinite switchboard. "
" and I'll check herbs office" Lila replied " little cockroach would survive anything. "
We began walking up the stairs
" bye" she said
" see ya" five replied
" miss you. " she called after him
" that's weird"
I laughed at the two " you guys are really turning out quite the pair aren't you"
" you could say that " he sighed
" I don't really think you hate each other that much. I think there is a mutual liking for one and other somewhere "
" perhaps " five replied " however, Thats neither here nor there . Right now we need to get on the infinite switchboard ad save the world. Then , we can finnally have some us time "
" thats the dream "
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We walked to our destination and.. It looked shit, to say the least , the Windows were smashed up and the room was a mess
I saw a working monitor
" hey five" I said " check this out "
" that's good " he replied leaning down next to me and turning it on
It was herb
"Theres been a rip in the space time continuum. It's swallowing everything. " herb said " oh my sweet dot, iris, Josh from accounting, they're all gone. " the audio began to gargle " I've tried everything i don't know what else to do! The timeline is collapsing! Oh!....this is... The end. " he screamed before disintegrating
My eyes welled with tears " herb... " I half whispered In sheer shock.
" I could kill for some scrambled eggs right now " Lila entered the room, I clicked my fingers and she had a plate of them in her hand " thanks" she began eating
" this is bigger than the timeline ,lila " said five
" what's bigger than the timeline? " she asked while still chewing
" the entire universe " five furrowed his eyebrows and looked down " missing dogs , people... It's the opposite of the big bang. Instead of the universe expanding ,its collapsing in on itself "
" like a prolapsing rectum. "
" that's a weird analogy " I snickered " but ... It's not wrong "
" here then " she passed him a book then putting down her now empty plate " this might give us some answers. "
" master handbook "
" the one and only! " Lila spun around
" here we are" five stopped on a certain page " okay , protocol. In the unlikely case of a grandfather paradox the founder and any essential personnel should -- "
"... be immediately remanded to the operations bunker" lila finished for him " the founder. What founder? "
" I don't know "
More concrete almost fell on our heads , my entire life flashed before my eyes
" we need to fimd that bunker --"
" asap "
" asap " the two said in unison
" jinx " Lila smirked " A-B-C-1-2-3 ,personal padlock. "
" can you not --"
" you can't speak! " Lila interrupted his sentence
He rolled his eyes and wrapped an arm around me
" she's so stupid " he whispered
" shh! " I put a finger over his mouth " darling, no speaking "
" Delores reall--"
" shut it! " Lila demanded
He let a sign escape his lips then went silent
" good boy " Lila patted his head
He went to open his mouth and say something then stopped , I laughed . This was gonna be fun
