Y/ns pov
So , a lot of bullshit has gone down. Stan got kugelled but it also turns out he's not Lila and deigos kid instead he's likes friends kid and there was this hole in the wall leading to some other dimension --- it's to much to explain, but Diego's going ballistic trying to find him, even though there is no him to find.
" what the hell are you doing? " Lila yelled at Diego " Stanley is gone! We need to face this! "
" just check the chimney! " Diego demanded
" he's not in the bloody chimney! " screamed Lila " he's been kugelblitzed! "
" and whose fault is that huh? You're the one that brought him here! " Diego argued
" congratulations you're both mildly terrible parents " five interrupted " can we focus? C'mon . How did this thing open before? "
" I don't know it was already kinda open" replied Diego
" 'already kinda open' " I scoffed
" Diego , you should've been an engineer. It's a lost opportunity " five mocked
" why do you wanna go in there anyway? " asked Lila " it's just sushi and death "
" when we met future me in the commission bunker, I warned myself about oblivion. Now pogo told me--"
" wait, whoa, whoa! " Diego interrupted " pogos alive "
" yes, but not how we knew him" I replied
" the monkey said dad spent years training the apart for some kind of super secret mission into.... " five started
" oblivion? " Lila finished
Five clapped his hands once and continued " so, we come back here and find that you sentient STDs have actually been in there. Everything's leading to oblivion. So we have to go in there."
" hell no! Not happening. "
" no way! We barely got out alive. "
" yeah ? So what? " said five " this is about more than just you two. "
" says the guy with all his fingers " Diego argued " I didn't get this by giving a mummy a hand job, all right? I went in there and I lost my finger to this thing with.... With a knife and on a chain. "
" hey, look, Diego might be 90% moron and 10% pelvic thrusts, but he's right about oblivion, okay? " lila stepped in " we're not just gonna waltz back in there just because you say so. "
" good. " came Luther's voice from behind them " because you're coming with us"
" this should be interesting " said five
" where to? " I asked
" sparrow academy " solane replied
" the world's ending , so I think it's time we put our petty bullshit aside and work together on this kugelblitz. " said Luther
" yeah? Or what? "
Me and five walked over to luther and Solane
" or Stanley won't be the last off us to disappear " Lila replied
We all walked out of the room
" sorry about punching you in the face" I whispered to Sloane as we walked " you seem really nice and we suited for luther. "
" thank you, you seem nice to" she smiled " love your dress by the way"
" thanks " I smiled " made it myself, I make all my clothes"
" wow" she replied in astonishment " I already adore you , friends? "
" friends "
