Y/ns pov
" authorities are asking for help identifying several persons of interest at delay plaza at the time of the assassination" the reporter on the tv said " the FBI believe they may have been acting in concert with the alleged shooter. Lee Harvey Oswald. Vanya hargreeves , wanted in connection with the deaths of several FBI agents inside the federal building at delay plaza. A Cuban exile known only as deigo " "Cuban?" " who recently escaped from the Holbrook sanitarium . A bare-knuckled boxer , with suspected mafia ties who fights under the alias, king Kong. Allison chestnut, a negro radical responsible for instigating and organizing the recent riots at stadlers lunch counter. Y/n l/n , a war veteran who has suspected ties to assassinations and murders." I gritted my teeth " and finnaly, klaus , the controversial cult leader , and known tax evador . The FBI is asking the public to be on the lookout for this unidentified boy , being sighted with y/n leads them to believe he is being held hostage by the suspected terrorist network"
" well its true" said five " I do feel like I'm being held hostage some days "
" god I hate that photo" deigo complained
" they're saying I instigated the riot?" Allison scoffed "unbelievable "
" how the fuck do they know I kill people for fun!" I exclaimed
" look, the good news is we restored the timeline and stopped doomsday, so. " luther smiled
" yeah" deigo sighed " bunch of real goddamn heros , we let Kennedy die."
" yeah, and now . We're officially the most wanted people in the world " allison replied in frustration " the FBI is after us , the dallas police, the secret service I mean it's only a matter of time before they hunt us down here!"
" that's kinda cool I will admit " I said with a slight smirk
" that's because you're fucking crazy " Diego raised his eyebrows at me , I scoffed " you just said you kill people for fun"
" true.."
" but if what allison says is true " vanya sighed " which it probably is, where are we supposed to go?"
" I have this yurt, just outside Reykjavik " klaus said as he walked down the stairs drunkenly " we can totally lay low there , the folks there are a little weird , but lovely--"
" hey numb nut" five interrupted "hiding isnt going to make a difference, the commission will hint us down wherever and whenever we go"
" hes right" said diego " they'll never stop"
" im sorry, since when were you an expert in the commission?" Five asked, his eyebrows furrowed
" since I got back from there " Diego replied
" what?" I asked
" yeah , they headhunted me , offered me a job. Full time with benifits. which I had to turn down" deigo explained
" they headhunted you?" Asked five " the village idiot"
" what? am I not allowed to be headhunted? Only the almighty five needs to be in demand?"
" deigo " I stopped him " no offense man but your just. Not commission material. "
" who do you think it was who discovered vanya causes doomsday and stopped it?" He asked " me. I figured it all out on the infinite switchboard"
" you were on the infinite switchboard?" Five snickered
" hell yeah! I made that machine my bitch! Yall need to recognize i got shit going on yall dont even know about!"
" I'm sorry ,you've got things going on?"
" this isnt helpful it really isn't"
" look, I met the resistance in their secret lair alright? I went through orientation and I passed! To stop doomsday "
