"Hey guys, I'm bored." a fourth-year Slytherin said in the common room. Many of the Slytherins were lounging around the common room exhaustedly.
"Hey, how about we play a game?" a sixth-year piped up. Lots of faces looked up, curious to know more.
"Ok, so how it works is simple. Every time Malfoy mentions Harry Potter, even utters his name, take a shot of firewhisky." the same grinning sixth-year said.
"I'm in." someone said. "Me too," others added and all of the Slytherins soon found themselves listening closely to everything Draco said, ready to pull out a bottle of firewhisky and take a shot.
The next morning, 90% of the Slytherins were groaning in the hospital wing because of alcohol poisoning.
Madam Pomfrey hauled Albus Dumbledore to the hospital wing and showed him the poor Slytherins. All of the Slytherin classes were cancelled since almost everybody was too drunk to work. Most of the Slytherins stayed silent, but a few would occasionally stare off into the distance with a sneer, and under their breaths mutter in the most scornful voice possible, "poTtAh."
A fit of giggles would then spread through the room.
Dumbledore later agreed to ban the game and announced it later in the Great Hall that evening.
Of course, Draco Malfoy was the only Slytherin in the hall at the time, and he turned red, muttering that "obviously it was Potter's fault."
Snape took a shot.
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