"Draco is so mysterious, I wonder what he's hiding?" a first-year Slytherin wondered aloud.
"Well, I have just the thing," a fifth-year answered, pulling out a bottle of veritaserum.
"The truth potion?" the Slytherin asked. She got a nod in reply, smiling.
~ t i m e s k i p ~
Later in the common room, a third year handed Draco a goblet of pumpkin juice. "Here, you must be thirsty." Draco snatched it from him and drank it. Little did he know, veritaserum was lurking inside.
"What are your secrets?" the same fifth-year from before asked, unable to contain a grin.
Draco's mouth started moving before he could process what happened. No, no no! His secrets would be told to the Slytherins, but he couldn't do anything to stop it.
"Harry looks handsome in quidditch robes," he started, his eyes widening. Uh oh. "I mean the robes fit him perfectly, he looks so hot and dam, that arse is good." Draco clamped his hands over his mouth. "THAT'S IT!" He ran out of the room.
~ t h r e e w e e k s l a t e r ~
All eyes were on Draco as he walked down the hallway with none other than Harry.
"It's been three weeks!" How much veritaserum did they give him?" a Gryffindor whispered to a Ravenclaw.
"Oh, that wore off ages ago. He's dating Potter now." a Slytherin said from behind them.
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