"Hey, Potter!" Draco called to Harry as he was walking down the hallway.
"What?" Harry said, turning around impatiently. "I have other things to do, you know." Just then, he saw the snake in Draco's hands.
Draco went on. "Father got me this snake for Christmas. I think he's trying to say something to me and even though I'd rather jump off the astronomy tower than talk to you, can you just tell me what he's saying?"
The snake looked Harry right in the eyes.
He'sssss ssssuper gayy forrr yoouuu, the snake hissed.
Harry smirked. "I thought so."
"What did he say?" Draco interrupted.
"He says hi." Harry said quickly, shrugging. Then he strutted off down the corridor, grinning to himself.
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