"Hey, Dumbledore!" Fred rushed into Dumbledore's office, George nowhere to be found. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?" Dumbledore asked, slightly smiling.
"To get to the idiot's house." Fred started, already unable to contain a grin. "Knock knock."
"Who's there?" Dumbledore already knew where this was going, but continued.
"The chicken," Fred burst into a fit of laughter.
Dumbledore and Fred were then both silent.
"I won't punish you on one condition," Dumbledore said, even though it was an empty threat and they both knew he wouldn't do anything.
"What?" Fred questioned, knowing Dumbledore had a sense of humour and excitedly waiting for the verdict.
"Go tell that joke to Umbridge," Dumbledore ordered, with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Yes, sir!" Fred dashed out of the room.
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