"Ron, turn on the radio, let's listen to Potterwatch!" Harry said. He wanted to see what was going on in the wizarding world, if You-know-who had struck yet.
"Blimey, Harry!" Ron retorted. "Slow down!"
After a bit of fiddling, Ron sat down in an armchair, looking rather pleased with himself. "The password's Godric."
The radio started with a crackling sound, then they heard Lee Jordan's voice. "Hello, listeners. Today, on Potterwatch, we have managed to get an exclusive interview with the dark lord himself!"
"WHAT?!" Harry, Ron and Hermione gasped, leaping out of their seats.
"Voldy, I gotta say, it's an honour." Lee Jordan added.
"Thank you, Lee." Oh, thank heavens, it was only Fred.. on helium?
The three sank back down in their chairs, relieved.
"And may I say for the record that I am a massive butthead." Fred added. The two of them seemed to be barely containing their laughter.
"You heard it here first folks, the Dark Lord is in fact a butthead."
Harry, Ron and Hermione snorted in unison.
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